Newton Saves the Day
Newton: Do you want to hear about how I saved the day?
It all started when there was a big scream. When humans scream, it means something either scary or something really interesting, so I had to check it out.
This was an interesting scream. Look what I found. A snake in the house.
Score!
When I looked closely, I could see a ring around its neck. Totally harmless. But try telling that to a screaming human.
So I did the only thing I could. I attacked and rescued my human from the fierce snake.
I was the hero! And what did my human do with the snake?
She flushed it down the toilet!
What kind of thanks is that?
No respect at all for my skills. She could at least have let me play with it all night first.
Thanksgiving Preparations
Newton: * SNIFF * * SNIFF *
Newton: I don’t think so, little guy. You haven’t done a very good job growing up since last year.
Pierre: What are you doing, Newt? You’re supposed to be getting ready to be thankful.
Newton: I was ready to be thankful for turkey for dinner, but look at this rude bird! He is way too small to feed us. He should at least look at me when I talk to him.
Newton: It’s bad enough that we have had him in the house for a whole year and he hasn’t grown at all. What good is he going to do us for Thanksgiving dinner at this size?
Pierre: That’s not the kind of being thankful you’re supposed to be doing.
Newton: * WHISPERS * I’m onto you, little turkey. When the humans go out to eat with friends tomorrow, we’re going to have a little “talk” about thankfulness.
Pierre: While Newton figures out the real meaning of Thanksgiving, we want you to know that we are thankful for you, our readers. Your friendship brings us smiles and joy all year round. Happy Thanksgiving!
Loving Laundry Day
Pierre: I love laundry day, especially when the sheets are in the wash. That means one thing: Floor comforter!
Pierre: Don’t tell me that the sheets are ready so soon? I’m really comfortable here.
Pierre: This just isn’t the same, but it’ll have to do.
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