Laugh. Learn. Love cats.
Pierre: Every What If Cats Had Opposable Thumbs Day, I think about the novel I would write if I could only hold a pen.
Pierre: I even have a title ready to go: Tuna Tale, One Cat’s Search for His Favorite Fish. Maybe it’s a memoir and not a novel.
Pierre: I’ll keep working on the pen thing and let you know if I can figure out out.
Ashton: I don’t know if you heard, but I don’t jump. Not if I can help it. It’s undignified. It is also hard for me to judge distances accurately with only one eye. The head peep finally got some photos of how I don’t jump to reach the platforms on the cat tree, and I said she could share them with you today.
Ashton: To get to the first platform of the cat tree, you climb up the cat tree, like this.
Ashton: Then you reach across.
Ashton: You really have to streeeeetch to reach.
Ashton: Okay, both paws now.
Ashton: Then you pull yourself over.
Ashton: Pull hard, and push with your back feet. Almost there!
Ashton: This is really tiring. Whew. Okay, I have to finish this now.
Ashton: So next you have to put your back paws on the platform.
Ashton: This part is really awkward. Maybe you can look away from this photo while I push myself all the way onto the platform.
Ashton: Whew, I finally made it! Wasn’t that better than jumping up here?
Pierre: Hey! I was just waiting for someone like you to come along.
Pierre: Don’t you want a kiss?
Pierre: Announcement! This kissing booth is open for business!
Pierre: I’m ready for my big kiss any time now.
Pierre: What are you waiting for?
Pierre: I get it, maybe you’re shy. I’ll cover my eyes. Just come on in for that kiss.
Pierre: Come on. I can’t wait all day over here. Don’t you want a kiss?
