Cupcake: Hey Mr. Newton?
Newton: Yeah, kid?
Cupcake: Why do you eat so much?

Newton: Oh, kid. You don’t SAY that to other cats.
Cupcake: But…
Newton: I eat more because I’m bigger. This glorious tail takes a lot of food to fill it up.
Cupcake: Oh. If I eat like that, will I have a glorious tail, too?
Newton: No, this is my mancat tail. Girls have dainty tails.

Cupcake: But Ashton is a girl, right? Her tail isn’t dainty.
Newton: Don’t let her hear you say that, kid.
























