You know you’ve done it. The peeps find you a toy that they are sure you’ll love. It’s going to be the greatest thing ever. Then… not so much.
Pierre: What’s this? It has feathers, so maybe it will be fun. 
I will pose nicely several feet from the toy. Is that good enough?
Newton and Pierre: Watch us both ignore the toy at the same time. Teamwork!
Newton: It has feathers, but I’m not looking.
Okay, maybe I’m looking. A little bit.
Ashton: Hey, what do you have?
Ashton: *sniff, sniff*
Nope.
The peeps are mystified about how anything with feathers could get three strikes from us. We think it’s important to always keep them guessing. Don’t you?
