Laugh. Learn. Love cats.
Cupcake: Lemonade! Get your lemonade here! Miss Ashton, it’s only 50 cents!
Ashton: I don’t know, Cup. It takes a long time for me to find 50 cents in the sofa cushions.
Cupcake: Oh, come on! You’ll love it. Lemonade tastes like chicken!
Ashton: Well in that case…
Ashton: This doesn’t smell like chicken.
Newton: I heard the humans talking about the straws being bad for the world.
Newton: There might even be a time when it’s hard for them to get straws. So this one is mine!
Newton: Straws are the perfect toys! They are fun to grab and bite.
Newton: They are lightweight, so they are easy to steal from the table or counter.
Newton: Plus they make you make very funny faces. The humans can’t resist a cat making funny faces.
Newton: So save the straws. At least save a few of them for me.
Cupcake: This is so great, Miss Ashton. I always wanted to hang out with you, but you never want to.
Ashton: Is that what we’re doing? I was looking for lizards.
Cupcake: It’s what I’m doing. But I can help you look for lizards, too.
Ashton: There aren’t any lizards up here.
Cupcake: I think there’s a lizard up there!
Ashton: Where? I don’t see a lizard.
Cupcake: It’s way up there.
Ashton: I can only reach this far. And I still don’t see a lizard.
Ashton: I think you’re making this lizard up.
Cupcake: I thought it was what you wanted to hear.
Ashton: You made me chase a lizard that wasn’t there?
Cupcake: This isn’t the kind of togetherness I had hoped for.
Cupcake: Look at those! We have frogs!
Cupcake: Come here, little frogs. I want to know if Newton was right about your legs.
Cupcake: Why don’t you come inside?
Cupcake: Maybe I can reach you from this angle.
Cupcake: You’re so close! Why can’t I smell you?
Cupcake: I’m on the wrong side of the window again.
Cupcake: I’ll have to check back later to see if you are on the right side of the window yet.
* hours pass*
Cupcake: You’re STILL on the wrong side of the window. A kitty can dream…
