Laugh. Learn. Love cats.
Cupcake: Not fair! There’s now a thing in the drain so I can’t chase the water all the way down!
Cupcake: When the water goes down, it makes gurgly sounds.
Cupcake: I try to grab it to make it stop, but I can’t. My paw gets stopped by this thing.
Cupcake: I know you’re down there, drain monster, and I’m going to bite you. Next time.
Newton: I heard that some of you thought on Friday I was a little bit hard on Cupcake when I told her to stay in the bag.
Newton: A handsome mancat just wants some quality time with his toys once in a while. But guess what happened?
Cupcake: This was fun for a while, but I’m bored.
Cupcake: I don’t see any cats coming to play with me.
Cupcake: So I’d better go find some fun or myself.
Cupcake: I found you, Mr. Newton! Let’s wrestle!
Newton: Already, kid?
Newton: And that’s how it goes around here with my tuxedo shadow.
Pierre: Newt, come quick, you have to see this!
Newton: What is it?
Pierre: I think she thinks she’s hiding in there.
Cupcake: I can hear you out there. Isn’t this what you did, Mr. Newton?
Newton: Not really. My paws were inside, not waving around for the world to see. That looks a little embarrassing.
Cupcake: Like this?
Newton: That’s more like it. Now you try to see how long you can stay in there. All the way until you need to visit the litter box.
Cupcake: Thanks! I like knowing how to use the bag like the big cats do.
Newton: Aah, the sweet feeling of an afternoon without being pounced on by a tuxedo terror!
Cupcake: Mr. Newton! What are you doing in there?
Cupcake: I know it’s you. I would know that tail anywhere.
Newton: This bag is occupied, kid.
Cupcake: It’s okay, Mr. Newton. I’ll rescue you!
Newton: I don’t need rescuing. Hey, watch the ear!
Cupcake: I’ve got you!
Newton: I was fine without the getting, kid. Really.
Cupcake: I didn’t do anything!
Newton: Sure you didn’t.
Cupcake: I’ll just wait right here for you to come back.
Newton: Do you see what I put up with?
