Laugh. Learn. Love cats.
Pierre: My tail has a mind of its own. You should hear the things it says!
I have to make it to stop doing bad things.
Whoa, this tail is trying to knock me off of the cat tree!
This tail is really stubborn, but I have it! If this doesn’t teach it a lesson, nothing will!
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Newton: Oh, hello, big chicken! I’m glad you came by!
Newton: I wanted to talk to you about a hole in my window screen. The head peep says that I am not going to get any fresh air through this window because of it.
Newton: Oh, don’t even try to blame ME! I get blamed for every other naughty thing around here, but that hole is on the outside. You’d better fix it before you get punished with the squirt gun or something.
Newton: Does anyone else think he’s not listening to me?
