Ashton: What are you doing, Newt?

Newton: I’m showing this caterpillar some manners.

Ashton: The caterpillar needs manners?

Newton: It was staring at me.

Ashton: Ohhhhhhhh.

Newton: * BITE *    * KICK *

Ashton: Do you think that will really teach it to stop staring?

Newton: I don’t know, but now YOU’RE staring at me while I’m at it.

Ashton: I have better manners than a caterpillar. But we both have stripes.

Newton: What do stripes have to… never mind. No staring by anyone with stripes!

Newton: I see you out there. You’re staring, too. Don’t tell me that it’s because you have stripes, too.

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Our previous experience with treat dispensing toy didn’t go so well. Newton was able to break it open and help himself to all of the contents. We got a new treat ball to try and see if it would withstand Newton any better.

Ashton: Newton, what’s that?

Newton: Shh, do you hear the ball rattling? Something’s inside.

Ashton: Are you sure?

Newton: Oh, I’m sure there’s something in there. I think it’s a bug.

Ashton: Whooooa…. are you eating the bug from inside the ball?

Newton: * MUMBLE MUMBLE *

Ashton: It’s not polite to talk with your mouth full.

Newton: Then don’t ask me questions while I’m eating!

Ashton: Do it again! Do it again!

Newton: I’m working on it. Hold your stripes. This can take a minute. It’s a very special skill.

Ashton: Hey, those aren’t bugs! Those are TREATS! You’re going to share, right?

Newton: If I want to call them bugs, then they’re bugs.

Ashton: You didn’t answer my question about sharing!

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