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Reserved Seating

Pierre: I have reserved seating on the sofa.

The head peep is going to be away this weekend, and I’m going to binge-watch some Tom and Jerry while she’s gone. Don’t touch that remote control!

Where’s Pierre? Has anyone seen him?

Even in the middle of the summer when the house is warm, Pierre burrows under his kozy to nap. Or most of him does, anyhow.

Pierre: Do you mind? Somekitty is trying to get some of my eighteen hours of daily sleep over here.

Pierre: Oh, hi! You’re probably wondering what I’m doing here on top of the nice, warm electronics where I’m not supposed to be.

I noticed they were a little dusty. Do you want me to take care of a little bit of light house cleaning?

Pierre: Hello, mister lizard. Why are you on the wrong side of the glass?

Pierre: Don’t you want to come inside for a visit? Or are you a chicken lizard?

Pierre: Hey, where are you going? I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. Come back down here! I want to be friends. Really, really close friends.