Newton: I heard the humans talking about the straws being bad for the world.
Newton: There might even be a time when it’s hard for them to get straws. So this one is mine!
Newton: Straws are the perfect toys! They are fun to grab and bite.
Newton: They are lightweight, so they are easy to steal from the table or counter.
Newton: Plus they make you make very funny faces. The humans can’t resist a cat making funny faces.
Newton: So save the straws. At least save a few of them for me.