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Newton’s Cupcake

Cupcake: Whatcha doing, Mr. Newton? 

Newton: Checking out this bed. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at orange tabby cat entering cupcake bed

Cupcake: I’m not sure you’ll fit in there. The humans said it was for me, and I’m smaller than you.

Newton: If I’m in it, it’s mine. And I’m going in right now. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at orange tabby cat entering cupcake bed

Cupcake: Your glorious tail isn’t in.

Newton: Hold your spots, kid. I’m still working on it. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at orange tabby cat in cupcake bed

Cupcake: It looks like you broke it. I think your big–

Newton: Don’t even say it. I’m in. This is my cupcake now. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at orange tabby cat in cupcake bed

Cupcake: I better not stand over there. He’ll find a way to blame me for breaking it. 

black and white tuxedo cat walks away from orange tabby cat in cupcake bed

Cupcake: Really, Mr. Newton. I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work. 

Newton: This is exactly how it is supposed to work. Why don’t you go find Ashton? I heard she had chicken.

black and white tuxedo cat looks at orange tabby cat in cupcake bed

Cupcake: She does?! I’ll be right back after I get Ashton to share. 

Newton: Is she gone? 

orange tabby cat in cupcake bed

Newton: It worked! Now I get to have my cupcake all to myself.

Guess Who is Back?

Newton: Look who’s back. It must be that time of year again. Hey, Cupcake, Mr. Bones is here!

orange tabby cat looks out window at toy skeleton

Newton: I’m going to let him in so he can make himself comfortable. 

skeleton sitting in cupcake bed

Cupcake: Hi, Mr. Bones. Did Mr. Newton say you could sit there? Because that’s my bed. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at skeleton in her cupcake bed

Cupcake: I don’t think it’s big enough for both of us.

black and white tuxedo cat looks at skeleton in her cupcake bed

Cupcake: Wouldn’t you be more comfortable on the sofa, Mr. Bones? 

Chicken Leftovers

Cupcake: What IS that, Mr. Newton?

Newton: I think it used to be a chicken. Now it’s just leftovers. 

orange cat and black and white tuxedo cat look at skeleton of bird on plate

Cupcake: Leftovers? Thank goodness. I was worried that it was a new cat food. 

Newton: If you stole less treats, you wouldn’t have to worry about getting put on a diet like this one. 

Cupcake: HEY! That’s not nice. Also, I think I see a little bit of food left under the lip of this plate.

orange cat and black and white tuxedo cat look at skeleton of bird on plate

Cupcake: If there’s leftovers under the plate, that means the bird started out, you know, not naked like that.

Newton: Who do you think ate it? 

one-eyed brown tabby cat on cat tree

Ashton: It tasted like chicken. 

Mystery Mouse

Ashton: What is it, Newt?

Newton: I don’t know. It has a tail like a mouse, but it smells like treats. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat and orange tabby cat look at mouse toy

Ashton: It doesn’t squeak like a mouse.

Newton: When is the last time you caught a mouse? 

one-eyed brown tabby cat and orange tabby cat look at mouse toy

Newton: Stand back, Ash, I’ve got this.

orange tabby cat inspects mouse toy

Newton: If I can’t get the treat goodness out of it, I’ll just eat the whole thing. 

orange tabby cat bites mouse toy

Ashton: Wait! Save some for me if you’re going to eat the mouse whole!

orange tabby cat bites mouse toy as one-eyed brown tabby cat looks on

Newton: Finders keepers. Besides, this mouse is only snack sized. 

orange tabby cat and mouse toy

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