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Have Blanket, Will Travel

Cupcake: This blanket argued with me, so I brought it to my favorite hangout. 

black and white tuxedo cat with blanket under tree

Cupcake: It’s much more comfy to sit here with my blanket. 

black and white tuxedo cat sits with blanket under tree

Cupcake: Softer under my black and white fur. This blanket is warm when it’s not fighting back. 

black and white tuxedo cat sits with blanket under tree

Newton: Cupcake, you knocked things down with the blanket.

Cupcake: I didn’t mean to, Mr. Newton. 

black and white tuxedo cat sits with blanket under tree

Newton: I’m sure you didn’t, kid. But I’m not going to be here when the humans find things knocked down from the tree. I usually get blamed for that. 

The Cupcake Cruiser

Newton: This is new.

Cupcake: The humans said it was my holiday present a little bit early. 

black and white tuxedo cat and orange tabby cat look at stroller

Cupcake: I like presents, but I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with this one. You can’t eat it. Or play with it. What good is it?  

black and white tuxedo cat beside stroller

Newton: I think you must have misunderstood what they were saying. This is obviously for me. 

orange tabby cat in stroller

Cupcake: It’s okay, Mr. Newton. I have my cupcake, so you can sleep in the cruiser.

orange tabby cat in stroller while black and white tuxedo cat sleeps in cupcake bed

Teaching Wand Toy Moves

Newton: This is one tempting wand toy.

Cupcake: The one you stole from me? 

orange tabby cat plays with pink wand toy as black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Newton: That’s because you aren’t a mighty hunter like me. I can show you how.

Cupcake: OK, Mr. Newton. 

orange tabby cat plays with pink wand toy as black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Newton: First you give a big roar to scare it. Can you roar?

Cupcake: I can try.

orange tabby cat plays with pink wand toy

Newton: Then you use your mighty talons to grab it. Like this. 

Cupcake: Mighty talons. OK. 

orange tabby cat plays with pink wand toy as black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Newton: Then you bite it! And make sure no matter how hard it struggles, you don’t let go. 

Cupcake: That looks like the way the humans clean between their teeth. 

orange tabby cat plays with pink wand toy as black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Newton: Cleaning my teeth? 

orange tabby cat

Newton: Do you see what I go through?

Trackball Games

Cupcake: The trackball toy is on the table. This is fun! 

black and white tuxedo cat plays with trackball toy

Newton: That looks dangerous.

Cupcake: Hi, Mr. Newton. It’s OK. I’m a grownup cat now, so I can be up on the table in the sunroom. 

black and white tuxedo cat plays with trackball toy

Newton: You might be full-grown, but you aren’t grown up. Trust me, kid. It’s really looking dangerous. 

Cupcake: The ball won’t come back. Can you push it back to me? 

black and white tuxedo cat plays with trackball toy

Newton: Not to say I told you so or anything.

Cupcake: Uh-oh. 

black and white tuxedo cat knocks trackball toy off table as orange tabby cat looks on

Newton: I’m so outta here. 

black and white tuxedo cat knocks trackball toy off table as orange tabby cat begins to flee

Cupcake: Wait, where are you going?

Newton. Wait? Are you crazy?

black and white tuxedo cat leaps off table in pursuit of orange tabby cat

Cupcake: Now we get to play chase! This is a fun game, too! 

black and white tuxedo cat leaps off table in pursuit of orange tabby cat

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