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Bag Games

Newton: What — you’re knocking that bag over!

Ashton: Isn’t it great, Mr. Newton? 

black and white tuxedo cat topples paper bag as orange tabby cat looks on

Newton: It’s a nice bag, but I don’t know if I would call it great. It isn’t full of chicken or anything. 

Cupcake: It’s great because it’s easy to get into now. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks into paper bag as orange cat looks on

Newton: You don’t seem to be having an easy time getting into it. You’re just waving your paws at it. 

Cupcake: I always do this before I go in. Just in case there are other cats inside. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks into paper bag as orange cat looks on

Newton: If there were other cats inside, wouldn’t they have fallen out when you tipped the bag over? Don’t answer that. Just let me know if you find other cats in there. 

Cupcake: I’m looking. Nope, not other cats here but you. And me. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks into paper bag as orange cat looks on

Newton: There are days I don’t know if you count as a cat or a dog. 

Cupcake: No dogs in here, either. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks into paper bag as orange cat looks on

Newton: Never mind, Cupcake. Just… never mind. 

orange tabby cat

Newton’s Got Sproing

Newton: Toss that sproingy toy over here. I’ve got some biting to do. 

orange tabby cat plays with pink toy

Newton: There you are, my lovely. I have been dreaming about you all afternoon.

orange tabby cat plays with pink toy

Newton: Oh, yes, this is perfect between my teeth. orange tabby cat plays with pink toy

Newton: Humans use string between their teeth, but this is so much better. And it doesn’t make the humans worried I am eating string!

Newton’s Cupcake

Cupcake: Whatcha doing, Mr. Newton? 

Newton: Checking out this bed. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at orange tabby cat entering cupcake bed

Cupcake: I’m not sure you’ll fit in there. The humans said it was for me, and I’m smaller than you.

Newton: If I’m in it, it’s mine. And I’m going in right now. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at orange tabby cat entering cupcake bed

Cupcake: Your glorious tail isn’t in.

Newton: Hold your spots, kid. I’m still working on it. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at orange tabby cat in cupcake bed

Cupcake: It looks like you broke it. I think your big–

Newton: Don’t even say it. I’m in. This is my cupcake now. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at orange tabby cat in cupcake bed

Cupcake: I better not stand over there. He’ll find a way to blame me for breaking it. 

black and white tuxedo cat walks away from orange tabby cat in cupcake bed

Cupcake: Really, Mr. Newton. I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work. 

Newton: This is exactly how it is supposed to work. Why don’t you go find Ashton? I heard she had chicken.

black and white tuxedo cat looks at orange tabby cat in cupcake bed

Cupcake: She does?! I’ll be right back after I get Ashton to share. 

Newton: Is she gone? 

orange tabby cat in cupcake bed

Newton: It worked! Now I get to have my cupcake all to myself.

Guess Who is Back?

Newton: Look who’s back. It must be that time of year again. Hey, Cupcake, Mr. Bones is here!

orange tabby cat looks out window at toy skeleton

Newton: I’m going to let him in so he can make himself comfortable. 

skeleton sitting in cupcake bed

Cupcake: Hi, Mr. Bones. Did Mr. Newton say you could sit there? Because that’s my bed. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at skeleton in her cupcake bed

Cupcake: I don’t think it’s big enough for both of us.

black and white tuxedo cat looks at skeleton in her cupcake bed

Cupcake: Wouldn’t you be more comfortable on the sofa, Mr. Bones? 

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