Newton: You’ll never guess what happened to me yesterday! It started when I was hanging out on the front porch, enjoying the fresh morning air.
The head peep walked out to join me, and I meowed at her. She thought that was cute and petted me, then stood back up. She doesn’t speak cat, and I realized I had to show her what I wanted. So to get up to her, I tried to climb up her leg. I forgot that human’s artificial fur isn’t attached very well.
A tip for all of you kitties out there: Peeps don’t like it when you pull their shorts down when they are standing outside on the screened porch.
(Sorry, no photos for that part of the story!)
Well, she got the message and picked me up. I don’t usually let her pick me up and hold me, but I did this time, watching the birds with her until she started to call me “heavy.” Does that mean she thinks I’m fat? We were standing there when a peculiar car rolled by with a camera on top and a big sign on the side that said “Bing Maps.”
Do you know what that means, everykitty? I’m going to be famous on the internet! When people look at their maps StreetSide views, they are going to see me!
That’s my big news. I can’t wait until the pawparrazi start to arrive. Until then, I’m going to go practice my pawtographs.
