Newton: You’ll never guess what happened to me yesterday! It started when I was hanging out on the front porch, enjoying the fresh morning air.
The head peep walked out to join me, and I meowed at her. She thought that was cute and petted me, then stood back up. She doesn’t speak cat, and I realized I had to show her what I wanted. So to get up to her, I tried to climb up her leg. I forgot that human’s artificial fur isn’t attached very well.
A tip for all of you kitties out there: Peeps don’t like it when you pull their shorts down when they are standing outside on the screened porch.
(Sorry, no photos for that part of the story!)
Well, she got the message and picked me up. I don’t usually let her pick me up and hold me, but I did this time, watching the birds with her until she started to call me “heavy.” Does that mean she thinks I’m fat? We were standing there when a peculiar car rolled by with a camera on top and a big sign on the side that said “Bing Maps.”
Do you know what that means, everykitty? I’m going to be famous on the internet! When people look at their maps StreetSide views, they are going to see me!
That’s my big news. I can’t wait until the pawparrazi start to arrive. Until then, I’m going to go practice my pawtographs.
Oh boy! And we can all say we knew you before you were famous! Wait.. aren’t you already famous? Rats, that wont work then! MOL
Newton, you were already famous ! But now, you’re going to be a geo-tagged famous cat ! Purrs, Zorro
Well Newton, that is very exciting that you are going to be so famous and on the map. Well done. Hope all of you have a fun day.
Newton stardom suits you! I might need your pawagraph!
Hugs madi your bfff
Can we have your pawtograph please Newton.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Newton, we always knew you had star quality! 🙂
We always thought you were a star, Newton! We will hafta try cliimbing the mom’s pants, just for a laugh!
Wow Newton, you’ll be famous in no time!
dood….glad yur mom getted her shortz bak in order for de camera dood rolled past 🙂 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
we wood like three auto grafs pleez N thanx !
Hahaha. Thank goodness the camera rolled by after your Peep had enough time to pull up her shorts. MOL.
We would like your pawtograph, please.
Newton is that like those tourists who go on those rides around LA to see where all the celebrities live? Did they take lots of pictures?? You’re a star now Newton! Good thing your Hoomans pants were back up again when they took those pictures or else you might end up in the National Catquirer.
Congrats, but we thought you were already famous!
Yoo Hoo!!! To quote my pal Nissy!! I will know a famous kitty!!!
YAY for you, handsome Newton, but you were already famous to us!!….Happy week ahead, precious friends…kisses…Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat
dare we say and we knew you when? 🙂 concats, Newton! be careful you don’t need a bigger hat…
hee hee!
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
It is an honour to know such a famous kitty Newton.
This has got to be the single most exciting thing, EVAR! We know a famous kitty!
Love that last pic! You were always famous in my mind. NO ONE in this house wears shorts and I wish they would. They claim I attack their legs. I’m famous too. Even my Mayor knows who I am.
Newton you do look quite fabulous in that top-hat! You are destine for fame!
Marty and Mom
Now it really would have been fun if the map car had gone by when your mum was, ahem, showing her booty off!
They went by here ages ago, mum was mowing the lawn when they went by!
That’s not ‘big’ news. That’s HUGE news! You’re gonna be even more famous than you already are!!! Ever lucky.
Purrs,
Nissy
PS. I like your hat.
Hmm. Really? Cause sometimes those peeps makes up a ton of silly stories to fool us. I’m not sure ‘zacklee what Bing Maps is but I dunno if the paparazzi is gonna come to your house. Maybe one paparazzo might, though. You never know.
We love Bing and can’t wait to see you!
You will be even MORE famous! Be sure to get a screen shot of that when it refreshes!
Oh oh…once they figure out your “secret” location…it will never be the same Newton! You’ll have to make sure you never have bed head or bed body for that matter!
MEWHAHAHA! Newton you had my mancat Kaspars laughing when we read about you attempting to communicate to your human and accidently pulled down her shorts! Thank Bastet I am usually sitting down when Kaspars attempts to crawl up on me, or I would be giving a good laugh to my family and neighborhood!
Pawparrazzi or no pawparrazzi you are a star in our eyes and I have no doubt in the eyes of all the other readers of your blog too.