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Who Haunts the Haunted House?

Pierre: Hey, Cupcake, is that your tail? 

gray tabby cat looks at black and white tuxedo cat in haunted house

Cupcake: * whispers * Don’t tell him where I am. 

black and white tuxedo cat exits haunted house

Cupcake: Hey, where did he go?

Pierre: I fooled you, Cupcake! 

black and white tuxedo cat watches gray tabby cat enter haunted house

Pierre: I’m in my new house.

Cupcake: YOUR house? I don’t think so, Mr. Pierre!

black and white tuxedo cat swats at gray tabby cat in haunted house

Pierre: Besides, I have seniority. 

gray tabby cat in haunted house

Pierre: That means I should get all the best sleeping spots. Like this one.

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October 12, 2018 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Cupcake, Pierre 15 Comments

Cupcake’s House

Cupcake: I always wanted a house all my own. This one doesn’t look like it is occupied except the ghosts outside, so it’s mine now! 

black and white tuxedo cat enters haunted house

Cupcake: If I roll around in here, it will smell like me and only me. Which is just how I like things. 

black and white tuxedo cat enjoys haunted house

Cupcake: The humans said this house is scary. Is that because I’m in here? 

black and white tuxedo cat in haunted house

Cupcake: After all, I look very fierce! Right?

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October 10, 2018 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Cupcake 12 Comments

Chicken Leftovers

Cupcake: What IS that, Mr. Newton?

Newton: I think it used to be a chicken. Now it’s just leftovers. 

orange cat and black and white tuxedo cat look at skeleton of bird on plate

Cupcake: Leftovers? Thank goodness. I was worried that it was a new cat food. 

Newton: If you stole less treats, you wouldn’t have to worry about getting put on a diet like this one. 

Cupcake: HEY! That’s not nice. Also, I think I see a little bit of food left under the lip of this plate.

orange cat and black and white tuxedo cat look at skeleton of bird on plate

Cupcake: If there’s leftovers under the plate, that means the bird started out, you know, not naked like that.

Newton: Who do you think ate it? 

one-eyed brown tabby cat on cat tree

Ashton: It tasted like chicken. 

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October 8, 2018 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Cupcake, Newton 9 Comments

Going Fishing

Cupcake: There’s something in my box that moves. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at robotic fish

Cupcake: It’s wet in there! 

black and white tuxedo cat paws at robotic fish

Cupcake: Come back here.

black and white tuxedo cat looks at robotic fish

Cupcake: It smells like water, and it won’t stay still. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at robotic fish

Cupcake: Uh-oh. There it goes again.

black and white tuxedo cat wades into water after robotic fish

Cupcake: Oops, sorry about getting everyone wet.  I don’t want it to get away. 

black and white tuxedo cat wades into water after robotic fish

Cupcake: SO CLOSE!

white paw splashes next to robotic fish

Cupcake: I think I’ve got it. Stop wiggling! 

black and white tuxedo cat catches robotic fish

Cupcake: I did it! 

black and white tuxedo cat sniffs robotic fish

Cupcake: Too bad it isn’t something I can eat. I’m hungry after all that work. 

black and white tuxedo cat walks away from robotic fish

Cupcake: Can you watch this for me for a few minutes? I’m going to find a snack. 

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October 3, 2018 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Cupcake 14 Comments

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