Ashton: Did you hear that the amazing chicks that Sage sent to me were mysteriously returned to her…. in a box with Newton and Pierre’s paw prints all over it? I’ve been looking for evidence here, but so far, no luck. They’re sneaky boycats.
Ashton: So when my friend Cathy Keisha sent me some chicks still in their incubators, I was really excited. At last, chicks to start growing chickens for my chicken emporium!
Ashton: Only now they’ve gone missing, too. I don’t understand it. It’s like there was some chicken-eating monster in the house. I’m supposed to be the only chicken-eating monster around here.
Hey, Newt, have you seen my chicks?
Newton: Umm….
Newton: Huh, no, I don’t see any chicks out here. Did you check under the bed behind the dust bunnies?
Newton: *whispers* It’s just you and me now, little chick. Ashton goes under the bed for hours at a time!
Newton: I know you are growing and aren’t ready yet, but let’s see how you taste. * SLURP * You don’t taste anything like chicken.
Ashton: Can you come help me, Newt?
Newton: I’m kinda busy right now.
Ashton: These dust bunnies are mostly made of your fur, and I can’t see past them.
Newton: * sigh * All right, all right. On my way. * whispers * And you wait right here, little chick. I’ll be back!
Did you see the rest of Ashton’s chicken capers? If not, you can catch up on her adventures.
