Ashton: Check cashing…. cheerleading…. cheese….
Newton: What are you doing, Ash?
Ashton: I keep hearing a chicken in the house, but I can’t find it. I can’t count on finding it in time, so I’m trying to figure out who will deliver chickens for my chicken emporium. Everyone keeps telling me that those strange, pink chicks won’t be ready to taste for a while, and I’m running out of options.
Newt: But why are you looking in there?
Ashton: I’m not sure. Pierre told me I had to let my fingers to the walking in the yellow pages. I don’t even have fingers!
Newton: Maybe he meant turn the pages?
Ashton: Oh… maybe so. If I can figure it out, I’ll have chickens brought right to the door! Which is good, since I’m pretty scared of stuff outside.
Ashton: Chemical cleaning…. chess instruction…. childcare…. WAIT A MINUTE! There’s no chicken delivery service listed? Now what?
Did you miss some of our chicken capers? You can catch up any time!
That book is useless, Ashton! You should do what my human and her boyfriend do whenever it arrives on our doorstep – toss it right into the recycle bin!
Oh no! That book is no good.
Go on the internet buddy! You will find everything!
You may have to start your own delivery service, Ashton!
Ashton…looks like your paws are walking through the yellow pages!!
Hugs Madi your bfff
lol. Good read?
Well Ashton , hope you find a way to get the chicken the house. Surely there is something on the internet. Good luck to you.
Ashton, definitely go to the internet. Try Amazon. You can get just about anything on Amazon! 😀
Are you sure there’s no chicken delivery service Ashton??? We hope you’re not teasing us!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Maybe try looking up poultry farms???
Ummmm..hey Ashton…whatever happened to those six chicks I sent you via USPS?? You haven’t mentioned them…looked like the box arrived but not those chicks; weird. Head books, Sage
OMC, do they even print those anymore. Ashton tell your mom you want to text!
Hmm, we think a google search is in order. We hear all the good chicken delivery services use that now instead of the yellow pages.
Ashton, we like that lip-licking photo. We know you can just taste those chickens if you could only find them. Mom knows a couple of places where she could snag some chickens for you, but they are here in Virginia, and she doesn’t have a way to transport. So sorry. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Try the internet Miss Ashton — everything is online these days!
No chicken delivery service! That is simply unacceptable…we agree you got to search the interwebs, Ashton…hope that turns something up!
Don’t cook tonite, call Chick-yum Delite!
send the mom out for some chicken
I know you will figure out how to get the chicken to cross the road!
Try to find it on the web : Amazon, or eBay maybe… Purrs
NO delivery??? that is terrible…..
ashton….ewe can bee givin thanx ta de grate Bastet…. that therz noe such thing as chckn dee livree…trust uz on thiz one….
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You should try checking out the yellow pages website Ashton. There are even more businesses listed there 🙂 Someone has to do chicken delivery!
I miaow the same as Summer 🙂
That book is useless, Ashton! You should do what my human and her boyfriend do whenever it arrives on our doorstep – toss it right into the recycle bin!
XOXO
What no chicken delivery service!!!??? NO TELL ME IT ISN’T So…
-Lil Bear who loves chicken.
I think Pierre was teasing you again, Ashton.
oh, bummer, Ashton! maybe you should try google? there’s gotta be somebuddy somewhere in the world that can get you your chick-hens in time 😉
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Looks like he found a yummy restaurant thru the phone book. What a good hunter you are.
You should check out Fiverr.com There are people on there that will do lots of different things for only five bucks. I bet you could get someone on there to deliver you chicken
Truly epic captions. Nice job!
I think its under colonel something or other