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Chicken in a What?

Newton: Ashton, come quick! I found chicken in the pantry!

Ashton: What were you doing in the pantry? Everyone knows our pantry is locked because you’re too naughty to be trusted with it.

Newton: But look here.

Ashton: I don’t care what it looks like. It doesn’t smell like chicken. If it’s chicken, I should be able to smell it all the way over here with my super-sniffer.

Ashton: See? No chicken smell at all. I think it’s a joke. And not a very nice one, either.

Pierre: The joke’s on both of them if they don’t have one of these. And thumbs.

Pierre: Wait a minute. I don’t have any thumbs….

Did you see the rest of Ashton’s chicken capers? If not, you can catch up on her adventures.

Share What with Ashton?

Ashton: What’s this?

I may be known for wanting to snack on anything that the humans are eating, but this even I know when enough is enough!

When does the #ShareAChicken promotion start?

Ashton: Look what I have for my chicken emporium. I’m really excited about it! A plush, juicy chick. It’s hard to believe that I have it and that Newton and Pierre haven’t tricked me out of it somehow. They’re so bad.

Ashton: Did you know that it’s Pierre’s tenth gotcha day today? Ten! That’s ooooooooold. I should have gotten him a gotcha day gift, but I was busy napping. Now it will look like I don’t care because I don’t have a gift for him.

Unless…

Ashton: Hey, happy gotcha day Pierre! Since you’re so old that you’re never going to catch a chicken on your own, I thought you would like to taste mine.

Pierre: Oh, for me? Thank you!

Pierre: * CHOMP *

Ashton: HEY! I said TASTE. Not eat the whole thing. I still need it for my chicken emporium!

Pierre: Mmmmm. Tastes like…. chicken! Best gotcha day gift ever.

Did you see the rest of Ashton’s chicken capers? If not, you can catch up on her adventures.

This isn’t Chicken!

Ashton: Ooh, looks like this is the last thing for the head peep to pack to take with her and Plush Ashton as she leaves for her trip to BlogPaws, the social media conference for pets.

This stuff smells really good, and if you’re going to be at the conference, be sure to ask her for some chocolate.

She may act like the chocolate is from her, but it’s really from me. I’m sending this to all of you since I can’t attend in the fur. Unlike some of the other dogs and even cats who will be there, I’m too afraid to go to events like that. So if you’re attending this year, I’m sending you some goodies that I thoroughly inspected myself.

If you’re really lucky, you might get one of the candies where I chewed on the little paper flag on the packaging. I promise I didn’t eat any of the chocolate, though.

So if the head peep is slow to answer messages over the next few days, you’ll know it’s because she’s carrying treats across the country for me. Don’t worry, she’ll be back soon, with lots of photos of the event, I’m sure. Until then, we have blog posts set to run automatically, and we’ll be sharing photos from the conference on our Facebook page.

Chicken in a What?

Share What with Ashton?

Pierre’s Gotcha Day Gift

This isn’t Chicken!

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