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Scheduling Notes

Newton: Uh-oh. There’s a problem with this new Monday, Wednesday, Friday schedule for our blog.

Ashton: What are you interrupting my nap for now?

orange tabby cat looks at calendar

Newton: Come look at this, Ash. What will to happen to Topical Thursdays?

Ashton: Oh, I see. Well, they just have to go a different day. Like Mondays.

Newton: They can’t be that day. I am going to have Macho Mancat Mondays, no girlcats allowed! And all that talk about medical things is not macho at all.

brown tabby cat looks at calendar

Ashton: I’m putting my paw down on that one. We are NOT having Macho Mancat Mondays, with or without girlcats allowed. You and Pierre aren’t taking over. Besides, neither of you is very macho.

brown tabby cat's paw and calendar Newton: Speak for yourself! Just because girlcats like you aren’t macho doesn’t mean I’m not. See? Hello, ladies….

Orange medium-haired tabby cat in loaf posiiton

Our schedule is changing a little, but don’t worry, we aren’t going anywhere. We’ll be publishing our topical posts about cat health and rescue on Mondays now instead of Thursdays. We will also be here on Wednesdays and Fridays with more of our adventures. We have lots to share with you, so stay tuned!

Who Are you Calling Wide?

Ashton: What do you mean, I’m looking a little wide?

one-eyed brown tabby cat in the "loaf" position

I heard a rumor there was about to be a cutback on my treats. Don’t the humans know this is keeping me warm for the winter?

It’s true. The introduction of bedtime snack time was a bad idea, and not just because Ashton starts asking for bedtime at about 7pm. It’s easy to underestimate how many calories cats are getting outside of their regular diet, but Ashton, who eats like every morsel will be the last on earth, is especially susceptible to packing on the pounds. She is going to have to join so many humans are on their after-New-Year’s diets.