Ashton: What do you mean, I’m looking a little wide?
I heard a rumor there was about to be a cutback on my treats. Don’t the humans know this is keeping me warm for the winter?
It’s true. The introduction of bedtime snack time was a bad idea, and not just because Ashton starts asking for bedtime at about 7pm. It’s easy to underestimate how many calories cats are getting outside of their regular diet, but Ashton, who eats like every morsel will be the last on earth, is especially susceptible to packing on the pounds. She is going to have to join so many humans are on their after-New-Year’s diets.