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The Treat UFO

Pierre: There’s a UFO full of treats here, and I can’t figure out how to get them out.

Ashton: Did you say treats?

gray tabby cat looks at UFO

Pierre: I can smell treats in there, but they’re covered up.

Ashton: Let me try.

gray tabby cat and one-eyed brown tabby cat look at UFO

Ashton: This can’t be hard. What if I knock it over?

one-eyed brown tabby cat reaches for UFO

Ashton: It doesn’t fall over. It rolls around and shakes the food at me. What a tease.

one-eyed brown tabby cat plays with UFO Ashton: I’m going to get to you, little treats.

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks closely at UFO

Ashton: Just a little more paw action. Here it comes…

one-eyed brown tabby cat reaches for UFO

Ashton: Success! Do you think I should tell Pierre I figured it out? Or….. nah. This will stay our secret, all right?

one-eyed brown tabby cat eats treat

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March 15, 2017 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Pierre 18 Comments

Who’s the New Cat?

Ashton: What’s this?

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks away from greeting card

Ashton: There’s a strange cat in my house.

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks at black cat greeting card

Ashton: He looks a little underweight, doesn’t he?

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks closely at black cat greeting card

Ashton: He can stay, but I’m not sharing my chicken with him.  

one-eyed brown tabby cat

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March 13, 2017 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton 23 Comments

Striped Cats Don’t Jump

Ashton: I don’t know if you heard, but I don’t jump. Not if I can help it. It’s undignified. It is also hard for me to judge distances accurately with only one eye. The head peep finally got some photos of how I don’t jump to reach the platforms on the cat tree, and I said she could share them with you today.

one-eyed brown tabby cat

Ashton: To get to the first platform of the cat tree, you climb up the cat tree, like this.

one-eyed broen tabby cat climbs cat tree

Ashton: Then you reach across.

one-eyed broen tabby cat climbs cat tree

Ashton: You really have to streeeeetch to reach.

one-eyed broen tabby cat climbs cat tree

Ashton: Okay, both paws now.

Ashton: Then you pull yourself over.

one-eyed broen tabby cat climbs cat tree

Ashton: Pull hard, and push with your back feet. Almost there!

one-eyed broen tabby cat climbs cat tree

Ashton: This is really tiring. Whew. Okay, I have to finish this now.

one-eyed broen tabby cat climbs cat tree

Ashton: So next you have to put your back paws on the platform.

one-eyed broen tabby cat climbs cat tree

Ashton: This part is really awkward. Maybe you can look away from this photo while I push myself all the way onto the platform.

one-eyed broen tabby cat climbs cat tree

Ashton: Whew, I finally made it! Wasn’t that better than jumping up here?

one-eyed broen tabby cat climbs cat tree

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February 27, 2017 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton 23 Comments

Kissing Booth Capers

Pierre: There’s a kissing booth in the house. Do you think I should?

gray tabby cat in front of kissing booth

Ashton: What are YOU doing in there, Pierre?

Pierre: What does it looks like?

brown tabby cat looks at gray tabby cat in kissing booth

Ashton: I don’t think so. Not until you use chicken-flavored mouthwash.

Pierre: They make chicken flavored mouthwash?

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February 22, 2017 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Pierre 21 Comments

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