Newton: Ashton! You won’t believe what I just read!
Ashton: You mean we need more humans here so I can have more chickens? * GULP *
Ashton: Do you think we can just get them to send their chicken quota instead?
Did you miss some of our chicken capers? You can catch up any time!
Summer says
What weird math – that does not add up to me! OTOH, I do think my human ate more than the equivalent of three chickens last year, and certainly in her lifetime, so there may be some truth to that.
The Florida Furkids says
Hmmm…..we never thought about that. Chick-hens could take over the world!
The Florida Furkids
hilary says
good help is so hard to find
The Lucy
The Daily Pip says
Humans …chickens who can tell the difference?
The Island Cats says
Extra chicken for you!
Fur Everywhere says
We hope you don’t have to have more humans to get more chickens, Ashton. We wouldn’t like that at all, either!
Madi says
NEWTON AND ASHTON…
MY DAD WOULD GLADLY SEND YOU HIS PORTION OF CHICKEN.
MIND YOU HE EATS IT BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE CAN’T COOK BUT GIVEN A CHOICE HE GOES BEEF EVERY TIME.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Hannah and Lucy says
We both love chicken if any of you get tired of eating it.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Melissa & Truffles says
I’m with you, Ashton…we definitely do not need more humans around!
Brian Frum says
I hope you have some cluck luck with that one!
da tabbies o trout towne says
thatz it….we R sew outta heer….been nice ta noe ewe guys…ewe haz been grate
friendz….when de inter webs get hooked up on de moon we will send R new a dress
& moonmail !!!!! sew long planit earth ~~~~~~~~~~~
♥♥♥
Colehaus Cats says
Really? If that’s the case, we should be knee deep in chickens here in our tightly-squeezed neighborhood but nope. Don’t see or hear a single one. Why is that? Hmmm?
Sweet Purrfections says
That number won’t stay that high if Waffles has anything to do with it. MOL
Annabelle says
You gave Mr Jinx heart palpitations Miss Ashton!
Ellen Pilch says
Newton, I am so impressed that you can read. 🙂
Christine & Riley says
OMST!! I never knew these chicken facts! Crazy! I’ll just have to tell the girls, they eat a lot of chicken!!
Connie says
well you see humans EVERYWHERE.. so where are all the chickens?? i think this needs to be investigated!!
Kitties Blue says
Ashton, you would have loved being on vacation with our humans. There were chickens everywhere and more baby chicks than they had ever seen before. If you keep an eye on our blog, you’ll be some very soon. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Robin says
That’s a lot of chickens! Perhaps you just need to employ the humans to round up 3 chickens each. That wouldn’t be so hard, would it? Then you could have all the chickens in the world.
Noodle says
Wait…did someone say chicken?
Have a great Wednesday…
Noodle and crew
William says
Does the Colonel know about this??
Cathy Keisha says
No, Ashton, if there’s more chickens than humans, it means that there’s more chickens for us.
Annie says
Yeah, more humans does not sound good at all but more chicken does!!
You look beautiful, Ashton!
Susan and the gang from Life with Dogs and Cats says
Maybe it means there’s more chickens for you to eat. They just have to send more your way!
–Purrs (and wags) from Life with Dogs and Cats
BJ Bangs says
Chickens – bring on the chickens.
Travel Animal Doctor says
Yikes. Better get prepared for a chicken take over!
Flynn says
Hmmm, our neighbours have got about 30 chickens and there is only two humans.
Clooney says
I think this is real good news for you, Ashton!