Newton: It may be Take Your Dog to Work Day, but I’m going to shake things up.
Newton: You need me to take dictation? Okay, I’m ready.
Pierre: I can’t read this chicken scratch! You need to type this up.
Newton: That’s cat scratch to you. I don’t think this plan is going to work, Pierre. Don’t you need thumbs to type?
Pierre: You haven’t watched how the manpeep types, have you? No, you don’t need thumbs to type.
Pierre: But maybe instead of taking dictation, you should start with something you have already shown a talent for.
Newton: Like what?
Pierre: How about shipping and receiving? All cats are good with boxes.
Newton: I’m on it! Just keep that tape gun away from my luxurious tail fur.