A couple years ago, we had two actual snakes invade our house. Ever since then, Pierre has been training for the next snake invasion.
Today, we have a sneak peek into his training regimen.
Pierre: First, you have to bring the training snake out for the training exercise.
Hmm, this smells like it was stored next to the catnip. Clearly a diversionary tactic to prevent me from doing my anti-snake infiltration training.
Okay, back to the training exercise. The next step is to grab the snake and show it who’s the boss.
Give that snake a good bite to break its neck.
Do you give up, snake? Do you?
Snake? Are you still alive? I hope so. Newton hasn’t had a turn with you yet.
That concludes our snake invasion training for today. Are you prepared for a snake invasion at your house?