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The Mouse Under the Thing

Pierre: Look what came out of the closet! It’s the mouse that lives under the thing!

Newton: Whoa! That’s scarier than the mouse that lives under the comforter of the bed.

Orange tabby cat looks alarmed at toy as gray tabby cat looks on

Pierre: Scarier, are you kidding? This is great!

Newton: You can have it. I don’t trust that thing.

Gray tabby cat plays with toy while orange tabby cat looks on

Pierre: I don’t get it. Newton was standing over here, and it’s no scarier over here than it was over there. I’m going to get you, bad mouse!

Gray tabby cat swats toy

Pierre: Come out, come out from under there, little guy! I want to be your friend.

gray tabby cat hunts the hidden toy

Pierre: I’ve got it. Look underneath and you can grab it, Newt. Umm… Newton? A little help here?

gray tabby cat pulls up yellow fabrid

The Best Part of Laundry Day

Pierre: Floor comforter!

gray tabby cat enjoys comforter piled on floor

Who Are you Calling Wide?

Ashton: What do you mean, I’m looking a little wide?

one-eyed brown tabby cat in the "loaf" position

I heard a rumor there was about to be a cutback on my treats. Don’t the humans know this is keeping me warm for the winter?

It’s true. The introduction of bedtime snack time was a bad idea, and not just because Ashton starts asking for bedtime at about 7pm. It’s easy to underestimate how many calories cats are getting outside of their regular diet, but Ashton, who eats like every morsel will be the last on earth, is especially susceptible to packing on the pounds. She is going to have to join so many humans are on their after-New-Year’s diets.