Laugh. Learn. Love cats.
Newton: Take a look. It’s the mighty hunter, lounging on the bed.
Do you see what I did? I killed prey and I brought it here to the human bed so we can share it.
Maybe you need a closer look.
Why are you making that sound? I thought you would be thrilled!
It was a lot harder than bringing the unstuffy into the bed like I do every night. You’re not impressed?
Humans. I’ll never understand you.
Pierre: I got Newton to leave and took over the paper bag all for myself.
Newton: Oh, hi, Pierre. I didn’t know you were still in there. Can I have my bag back now?
Pierre: It looks like my bag now. You’ll have to find a new bag.
Pierre: I heard there were some good paper bags in the kitchen. You should go see.
Newton: Really? I’ll go look right now. Thanks, Pierre!
Pierre: Whew, I can’t believe he fell for that.
Ashton: And I can’t believe you did that. You stole his bag, and then you wouldn’t give it back.
Pierre: Shhh!
Ashton: I think it’s my turn for the bag now.
Pierre: In a little while. I’m not done with it yet.
Ashton: Oh, you’re done with it, all right.
Pierre: Whoa! Yikes! Hey, what are you doing?
Pierre: Oh good, she left… My bag is safe after all.
Ashton: How safe is THIS?
Pierre: Yikes! I’m out of here!
Ashton: Girlcat power wins! And I don’t even want the bag.
Pierre: What are you doing in there, Newt?
Newton: I’m hanging out. What does it look like?
Ashton: It looks like a big Cheeto of a tail sticking out of a paper bag.
Pierre: It does look like a Cheeto, doens’t it?
Newton: I can hear you out there, you know.
Ashton: All this talk about Cheetos is making me hungry. I’ll be back in a few minutes.
Pierre: Save some for me. But you can eat Newton’s portion.
Newton: I can still hear you.
Pierre: Are you almost done in there? * nudge *
Newton: Hey, that tickles!
Pierre: There you are. Do you know that you have all kinds of catlicks now?
Newton: I know. I have to go groom before all the ladycats see me like this.
Pierre: Finally, it’s my turn! I don’t see what was so great about this. It’s just kind of dark in here. Maybe I’m doing it wrong.
Pierre: I know how to do this without getting catlicks all over me from backing out.
Pierre: Actually, this is kind of a Pierre-sized spot for a snooze. Excuse me while I nod off in paperbaglandia.
to be continued…
Newton: We’re taking it easy today because the head peep has gone on a Labor Day getaway to visit her father.
Ashton: WHAT!? Why didn’t she ask our permission? Who will feed us? This is an emergency!
Pierre: Calm down, Ashton. The manpeep is here, and he’ll feed us.
Ashton: Stand back, I’m ready to rescue dinner… as soon as I figure out how to pick up a crowbar without any thumbs.
Happy Labor Day to everyone who is celebrating it today!
