Newton: Take a look. It’s the mighty hunter, lounging on the bed.
Do you see what I did? I killed prey and I brought it here to the human bed so we can share it.
Maybe you need a closer look.
Why are you making that sound? I thought you would be thrilled!
It was a lot harder than bringing the unstuffy into the bed like I do every night. You’re not impressed?
Humans. I’ll never understand you.
We don’t know why your humans wouldn’t appreciate such an effort, Newton!
Yeah, we wouldn’ eat that eaither.
I’M impressed, Newton! Even if they aren’t.
I can’t even fathom why your humans wouldn’t be impressed, Newton. Great job, mighty hunter!
She didn’t appreciate that gift, Newton?!? How rude of her. Keep it all for yourself.
dood…yur mom N dad shuld bee mega im prezzed az well
az veree thanx ful……that bass terd grazz hopper coulda
dee sided ta take up rezidentz N inn vited hiz familee N de
next thing ya noe ther wood be 83,477 oh em in yur place
~~~~~~~ troo lee ……..☺☺☺♥♥♥
Yikes! I would be out of that bed so fast! Sorry, but not all gifts are appreciated the same.
Humans! Like a little appreciation would kill them! I mean, without us and our hunting prowess, they’d STARVE. We should go on strike until we get the proper benefit and compensation package 🙂 ~Bear Cat
ps – you DO look awfully pleased with yourself, don’t you 🙂
Oh no, you didn’t bring THAT to bed!
Is your washing machine on right now?
Humans never appreciate the hard work it takes to bring them presents.
Oh Newton! You are so impressive.. your momma just doesn’t understand
*shudder* I’ll stick with the stuffy!
Yep, that really kind of bugs ya doesn’t it?
Great job, Newton! Humans should be more appreciative.
I think you did a PAWESOME job!! But then again, I am a cat too…Love, Cody