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Memorial Day Table

Cupcake: What’s this, Mr. Newton?

Newton: It’s the centerpiece for the table for Memorial Day. 

orange tabby cat watches as black and white tuxedo cat plays with red, white, and blue centerpiece

Cupcake: I thought the centerpiece for the table was grilled chicken. Ashton promised to show me how to get some. 

Newton: That’s a main dish, not a centerpiece. A centerpiece sits in the middle of the table and looks nice. 

orange tabby cat watches as black and white tuxedo cat plays with red, white, and blue centerpiece

Cupcake: I can sit in the middle of the table and look nice. Hey, this is kind of fun! 

Newton: Be careful, kid, don’t — 

black and white tuxedo cat plays with red, white, and blue centerpiece

Cupcake: Ugh, I hope there’s chicken, too. That tastes awful.

orange tabby cat watches as black and white tuxedo cat plays with red, white, and blue centerpiece

Wishing a safe and happy Memorial Day to all of our friends celebrating today.

(Please don’t eat your centerpieces.)

Everyone Wants Cupcake

Newton: Take THAT, cupcake toy! 

orange tabby cat plays with cupcake toy while black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Cupcake: Oh, little cupcake, are you all right? 

black and white tuxedo cat plays with cupcake toy

Cupcake: Mr. Pierre, can you help? Mr. Newton is being mean to my cupcake toy. 

Pierre: Of course. I’ll take care of it. 

black and white tuxedo cat walks away from orange tabby cat to gray tabby cat

Pierre: Is she gone? 

Newton: I think so.

gray tabby cat lays on floor with cupcake toy as orange tabby cat looks on

Pierre: Now the fun really begins!

Newton: How come I don’t get to play with it? I’m the reason she left! 

gray tabby cat plays with cupcake toy while orange tabby cat looks on

Sharing a Cupcake

Newton: Is this yours, Cupcake?

Cupcake: Of course, Mr. Newton. Can’t you see that it’s a cupcake, like me?

black and white tuxedo cat and orange tabby cat inspect cupcake toy

Newton: This looks tastier than you.

Cupcake Don’t even think about eating my cupcake.

orange tabby cat licks lips at cupcake toy while black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Cupcake: Did you HEAR me, Mr. Newton?

Newton:  ** slurp **

orange tabby cat tastes cupcake toy while black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Cupcake: No slurping on my cupcake!

Newton: Whoa!

black and white tuxedo cat smacks orange tabby cat over cupcake toy

Newton: You’re getting really feisty, kid.

orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo cat face off over cupcake toy

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