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How Egg-citing!

Ashton: Oh, wow, Newt, check this out!Ashton examines the mapNewton: It’s folded paper. I can just go underneath —

Ashton: No, it’s a map. Humans use them when they don’t know where they’re going.

Newton: To the store to get cat litter. That’s where they should be going. You should smell what Pierre did in there.

Ashton: NEWTON! Try to pay attention here.

Newton: Umm…. okay.

Ashton: Over there by you, do you see it? It says Two Egg.

Newton: I see it.

Ashton: We found where chickens come from! 

Newton and Ashton read the mapNewton: But what are we going to do about it? We’re here and they’re on the map.

Ashton: Don’t you get it? If we have a map, we can figure out how to get there. And if we have the eggs, we would have the chickens!

Newton: What’s that sound? Is it car keys? Are we going to the vet?

Ashton: Come out from under the sofa! We aren’t going to the vet. We need to go to Two Egg!

Newton: YOU go to the vet. I’m staying under here.

Ashton: * sigh * Fine. I’ll get Pierre go with me. Pierre? Pierre?

Kitty Car in Two EggPierre: We’ll see who gets those chickens in their eggs…

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June 17, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken, Newton, Pierre 29 Comments

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  1. Mark's Mews says

    June 17, 2015 at 2:58 am

    We aren’t sure what “Two Egg” is but it sure sounds inneresting…

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  2. Summer says

    June 17, 2015 at 3:16 am

    Wow, there really is a place called Two Egg?! I want to go there!

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  3. The Island Cats says

    June 17, 2015 at 6:04 am

    Hmmm…only Two Egg? Will that be enough?? 😉

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  4. The Daily Pip says

    June 17, 2015 at 6:13 am

    Sure hope you find Two Egg! If the town of Two Egg has any good burgers, let me know!

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  5. Hannah and Lucy says

    June 17, 2015 at 6:57 am

    Mum doesn’t eat Two Egg can we get her cheese instead?
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  6. Fur Everywhere says

    June 17, 2015 at 7:18 am

    Time for a road trip!

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  7. Brian Frum says

    June 17, 2015 at 7:53 am

    How eggciting, you found it!

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  8. Melissa & Truffles says

    June 17, 2015 at 8:07 am

    Did Pierre leave a mess in the potty before hitting the road?

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  9. Madi and Mom says

    June 17, 2015 at 8:44 am

    Multipurpose mini tent. OMCs Two Egg is that a town? Hilarious
    There is a town in NC called Turkey. Mom says no way would she live in Turkey!!
    Hugs Madi your bfff

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  10. Laila and Minchie says

    June 17, 2015 at 9:11 am

    That’s a cute name for a town. Wonder if egg salad sammiches are their favorite.

    Great Stanley Cup series with you guys!

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  11. Athena and Marie says

    June 17, 2015 at 9:25 am

    Aww… funny. Enjoy your trip!

    Purrs xx
    Athena and Marie

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  12. Layla Morgan Wilde (Cat Wisdom 101) says

    June 17, 2015 at 9:51 am

    The price of eggs is going up. Thanks for your continuing purrs and kindness for Radish. We’re hanging in there by the will of Bast.

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  13. Connie says

    June 17, 2015 at 11:22 am

    now this is a road trip for the ages!

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  14. Annie says

    June 17, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Ashton! Pierre is ahead of you! You’re so brilliant for finding Two Egg!

    p.s. Pierre reminds me of Pierrot when it comes to the litter box.

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  15. Annabelle says

    June 17, 2015 at 11:59 am

    MOL Ashton we love it that you’re in a Beetle!

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  16. Christy Paws says

    June 17, 2015 at 11:59 am

    OMC! We had to look it up. There really is a place called Two Egg!

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  17. M. K. Clinton says

    June 17, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    Now, if it is just located near Over Easy….

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  18. Andrea and the Celestial Kitties says

    June 17, 2015 at 1:06 pm

    Yeah, but are two eggs enough?

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  19. Emma and Buster says

    June 17, 2015 at 1:26 pm

    Hey since you have the car, why don’t you pick us up. We’d love to go on a road trip with you!

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  20. The Swiss Cats says

    June 17, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    Really ? MOL ! Purrs

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  21. Robin says

    June 17, 2015 at 2:41 pm

    Two Egg? That’s an interesting name. I suppose there are weirder ones out there though. Here in Michigan we have a small city named Hell and it is only about 15 minutes away from another small city named Paradise. There are a lot of jokes here about that. Anyway, I hope that you are able to find your eggs/chickens!

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  22. Dezi and Lexi says

    June 17, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    2 eggs huh? Weez never heard of it. Hope yous bwing back lots of chickens. Maybe yous all can stawrt yous chicken ranch then.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

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  23. da tabbies o trout towne says

    June 17, 2015 at 4:34 pm

    guys….sew….like what happenz if when ya get ta two egg…ya find out itz knot bout BURD at all…but DINO eggs !!!!!
    huh !! ~~???

    🙂

    ♥

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  24. Cathy Keisha says

    June 17, 2015 at 5:21 pm

    I never heard of Two Egg. You better watch the road cos you’re driving sideways. MOL! HAH to what da tabbies say!

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  25. Random Felines says

    June 17, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    YAY!!! Sounds like a good start to the chicken emporium

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  26. William says

    June 17, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    But…but…if there are only Two Eggs, how can that make as many chickens as you need???

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  27. Raven says

    June 17, 2015 at 10:00 pm

    I love chicken. I didn’t know they came from Florida.

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  28. Kitties Blue says

    June 18, 2015 at 9:11 am

    Ashton, we sure hope your persistence pays off, and you find those eggs with chickens inside. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  29. Clooney says

    June 21, 2015 at 1:20 am

    We really hope this results in chickens for you, Ashton!

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