Ashton: My friend Sage told me she was sending me a surprise package, but she wouldn’t tell me what was in it. I have had to wait for DAYS for it to travel in the mail, but it’s here!
Ashton: These don’t smell right. I know what chicken smells like, and this isn’t it.
Newton: Are you sure? You’ve never smelled chickens this small. Maybe they smell different when they’re small.
Ashton. No. My chicks have been catnapped!
If you missed them, catch up on all of Ashton’s chicken capers.