Laugh. Learn. Love cats.
Pierre: It’s time for the humans to install the big tree in the sunroom again, and I’m helping. This is where they store the cat toys they hang on the tree.
Pierre: Don’t pretend like you’re done! I still see plenty of cat toys in the box. Put more on the tree!
Pierre: This is pretty comfy under here. Can you believe I have to wait nearly all year for this napping spot?
Pierre: Today I am going to tell you kitties one of my secrets for charming humans. There’s something you can do that is so cute they just can’t stand it. Are you ready for it?
Here it is:
Fold your front paw over your rear paw and hold it.
Did your human squee just now?
There’s something about paws. They just can’t resist them.
So go try the paw-hold on your human, and let me know how it goes.
Oh, and sorry if your human tries to kiss your paws.
Newton: Do you want to hear about how I saved the day?
It all started when there was a big scream. When humans scream, it means something either scary or something really interesting, so I had to check it out.
This was an interesting scream. Look what I found. A snake in the house.
Score!
When I looked closely, I could see a ring around its neck. Totally harmless. But try telling that to a screaming human.
So I did the only thing I could. I attacked and rescued my human from the fierce snake.
I was the hero! And what did my human do with the snake?
She flushed it down the toilet!
What kind of thanks is that?
No respect at all for my skills. She could at least have let me play with it all night first.
