Pierre: This dangling toy thinks it can outsmart me into jumping up after it, but if I wait long enough….
* UNNNNGH * A little closer, dragonfly. Please?
Laugh. Learn. Love cats.
Newton: It’s my friend the three-ended tunnel. I’m going in.
Pierre: Wait a second, Newt, I think you’ve got a little cat litter klingon here.
Newton: I do? Where? I don’t see anything on my beautiful tail.
Pierre: You fell for the old klingon line again? You’re so easy, Newt.
Newton: Huh, we’ll see who messes with me with klingon jokes now. I’m going to wait right here and when he walks past, I’ll be ready to pounce.
Newton: Whoa!
Pierre: I showed him! And for my next trick, watch how extra-long I am.
Pierre: Newton? You missed my trick. Newt? Where’d you go? You would think he would have a little more sense of humor than that.
There are a lot of urban myths and misconceptions about cats. Today, I’m going to talk about ten of the most common ones, and why they aren’t true.
Cats have a righting reflex, and in many cases, they will land on their feet. If a cat can fall far enough, he can usually right himself by twisting in midair. Shorter falls may not give a cat time to perform the necessary acrobatics to land paws-first, and older, arthritic cats who are less supple are less likely to be able to make the necessary moves in time. Additionally, kittens do not have a fully-developed righting reflex until between three and seven weeks of age.

99.96% of tortoiseshell cats are female. The extremely rare tortoiseshell male cat, considered a genetic mutation, is usually sterile, and finding one is often a newsworthy event, such as a kitten who ended up in a shelter last year.
Cats are a host for the parasitic disease toxoplasmosis, which can be dangerous for an unborn baby if a woman who has never been exposed becomes infected during pregnancy. Avoiding direct contact with feces in the litter box either by getting someone else to clean the box or by wearing gloves and then washing hands thoroughly afterwards are recommended. The Center for Disease Control (CDC) lists more likely sources of toxplasmosis as undercooked meats and gardening, so be sure to clean all kitchen prep surfaces thoroughly and wear goves while gardening, as well.
Most cats do hate water, but some like it and even seek it out. The Turkish Van breed is nicknamed the “swimming cat” for their love of water.’
Declawing is a painful surgery in which the last bone in each toe is amputated. Cats can have permanent nerve damage, leaving a cat unable to walk on uneven surfaces without pain. This leads to declawed cats refusing to use litterboxes, which is usually even more undesirable than the original furniture scratching. Instead, offer convenient and appropriate alaternative scratching surfaces for your cat and trim her nails if necessary.
Most cats are lactose intolerant, and cow’s milk contains more lactose and casein than most cats can digest. Feeding milk often results in an upset stomach.
Occasional fish may be all right, but fish isn’t a safe primary food source for cats. Some fish contain thaminase, an enzyme that destroys thiamine (vitamin B1), necessary for healthy neurological function in cats. Additionally, a fish-based diet can cause vitamin K deficiency. Many commercially-processed fish-based foods contain a syhtnetic form of vitamin K, menadione, which is banned by the FDA for use in human supplements.
Cats may knock over things in the middle of the night, but so do you when you’re wandering around in the dark! Cats internal clocks tell them to hunt at dusk and just after dawn, the times when they are most likely to find prey.
This urban myth usually takes the form of a jealous cat smothering the baby or sucking the baby’s breath. Cats love to snuggle in warm, cozy places, and people like to put their babies in cozy cribs. Is there any wonder cats try to join the baby in the best napping spot in the house? The myths about cats killing babies have been around for hundreds of years, long before Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS) was a recognized cause of death for babies, usually occurring to babies in their cribs. Cats were probably blamed for some of those deaths.
After being raised in a household and never being taught to hunt for her own meals, your cat can’t provide for herself. Cats left to fend for themselves when their family moves on are at high risk of starvation or being killed by predators. Your cat is part of your family, so include her in your moving plans!
Pierre: Look what came in the mail to Ashton from our friends at 15 and Meowing…. chicken legs for Ashton’s Chicken Emporium.
The best part is that Ashton doesn’t know about this because I intercepted her mail, so this delicious chicken is all mine to taste!
There’s nothing like having some alone time with your favorite white meat…
Pierre: Oops, so much for that alone time thing. Oh, hi, Newton!
Newton: This is a stick up. Hand over the chicken and nokitty has to get hurt.
Pierre: If you leave me and my chicken leg alone, nobody has to get hurt, either.
Newton: Now who has the chicken? He’s big and orange and has four paws.
These handmade chicken legs are clearly a big hit. Don’t worry, Ashton will get her turn for her chicken emporium, too. She just prefers to play with toys when nokitty is watching. Thanks, Ellen and the kitties of 15 and Meowing for the amazing chicken legs!
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