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A Gift from Ashton’s Fan Club, Part 2

When we left off yesterday, Ashton was unhappy that Pierre had opened the treats her fan club sent her.

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Ashton: What do the two of you have to say for yourselves?

Pierre: I say we dig in!

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Pierre: If you aren’t going to get into these, I am.

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Ashton: Now you did it!

Pierre: Wait, I’ll get them out of here!

Pierre snifs treats as Ashton looks on

Ahston: You can step back now and I’ll take over now. 

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Pierre: You did not just swat me!

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Ashton: Ooh, finally. My fan club did me proud. These are tasty.

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Newton: Is there some of that there for me?

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Ashton: NO! You got some earlier. I can smell it on your breath!

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Ashton: Thank you, fan club! That was tasty!

one-eyed brown tabby cat licks her lips

A Gift From Ashton’s Fan Club

This past weekend, we found a gift on our front gate.

fan club gift on the front gate

Newton: What does it say?

Pierre: It says Happy Holiday to Ashton from her fan club.

orange tabby cat and gray tabby cat look at Ashton's Fan Club gift

Newton: Ashton’s fan club? What about MY fan club?

orange tabby cat looks at Ashton's Fan Club sign

Newton: Well, Ashton isn’t here now. She’s napping, so she doesn’t have anything to say about who eats these treats.

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Newton: * CRUNCH *    * CRUNCH *

Pierre: You opened that?

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Pierre: It still says it’s to Ashton. She’s going to be pretty mad when she finds out you were in it.

Newton: So? She’s napping. She isn’t going to know.

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Pierre: Well, if she isn’t going to do know, I want some, too.

Newton: * MMMPH *

Pierre: Don’t talk with your mouth full. It makes you drop things.

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Newton: Hey, Pierre?

Pierre: I’m kinda busy in here. Just a minute.

Newton: Okay, don’t say I didn’t try to warn you.

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Ashton: What are you doing with your face in the gift from my fan club?

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Twas the Day Before Christmas

Newton: This is what it’s all about. Catching some warm sunbeams while I wait for the big day tomorrow. And by big, I mean that I know that my humans will be home to play wand toy with me ALL DAY.

orange tabby cat in sunbeams in front of Christmas tree

I’m a spokescat, and I want you humans to know that’s what we cats really want. Sure, we enjoy treats and meals. And in a lot of homes tomorrow, kitties will enjoy destroying wrapping paper and chasing ribbons, too. But what we really want is a little of your time and attention… and maybe a little cuddle or two. That’s the best gift of all. It’s a gift you don’t have to save for holidays, either. You can give it every day of the year!

Just don’t tell anyone I said anything about wanting cuddles, okay? I have a mancat reputation to uphold.

orange tabby cat in front of Christmas tree

If you’re looking for a little reading material while you and Newton wait for the big wand toy day, check out the head peep’s first article on Catster, about kitty nose freckles!

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