Ashton: It’s important to outsmart your humans to get what you want. I outsmarted mine recently.
Ashton: It all started when my chicken emporium got a surprise package from our friend at Tails from the Foster Kittens. It included a chicken quilt. That quilt is eventually going to go inside my chicken emporium when Target builds me chicken emporium building for National Chicken Day. Until then, the head peep thought the quilt belonged on the indent I have created on the back of the sofa. She called it my chicken throne.
Ashton: You can imagine how happy she was when the manpeep said, “Come quick and see Ashton on the chicken quilt!” She ran out into the sunroom to see.
Ashton: It took her a minute to realize that I was not sitting on this unexpected thing. Not really. But I was still in my spot the best I could and still sit in my usual location.
Ashton: This went on for days. I didn’t sit in my spot as often because of this intruder. Then Pierre started sitting in my spot when I wasn’t looking!
Pierre: I don’t see what the big deal is, Ash. This is kind of comfy.
Ashton: The head peep finally gave in and moved it for Pierre. I outsmarted her.
Pierre: Score! I don’t know why you call that outsmarting. I’m the big winner here. I love this quilt!
Ashton: And I love my spot just the way it always was.
Ashton: It’s important for us cats to get humans to do what we want every single time. Have you ever outsmarted your humans?
You two seem to have gotten exactly what you wanted and it didn’t take too long for your mom to figure it out.
We outsmart our human all the time here! Why do you think I let her think she is teaching me tricks? I got so many treats for practically doing nothing.
Oh yeah. We find the humans aren’t that hard to outsmart, really.
No matter HOW excited we are to share something with our furbabies …. they will always do it their own way 😉
Nicely done….everyone wins
Pawtastic job! I outsmart my human EVERY day! Love, Cody
You win, of course you win!
meen while….out in de kitshun, newton haz out smarted everee one….. bye raidin de fridge ~~~~~~ total lee awesum quilt guyz…:) ♥♥♥
Absolutely! And I outsmart ’em so well, they don’t even know they’re bein’ outsmarted!
Clueless, I tell you. My peeps are super clueless, for sure.
Purrs,
Seville
Looks like a win for both you and Pierre. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
That was some seriously great work, Ashton! We outsmart our humans a lot too. The crazy thing is, they don’t always even realize it! MOL!
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein
Mr Jinx says you are womancat of beauty and brains Ashton!
Ashton if you don’t keep’em on their toes they will have to be retrained.
Hugs madi your bffff
You are very clever and that is one cool chicken quilt. Happy New Year
Well done Ashton!
Every. Single. Day. I can’t wait to see Target’s interpretation of your Chicken Emporium, Ashton!
I have the lady wrapped around my paws. The quilt is so cute! I guess Pierre’s a winner here too!
Another outsmarting job done to perfection! We’re not going to say when and exactly how we outsmart our humans because, well, they are typing this for us. Bam! We’ve outsmarted them again! MOL!
It doesn’t take much to outsmart ours, Ashton. And we just LOVE that quilt!
Ashton, that is totally something I’d do and I’ve done.
A Chicken Throne sounds cawkingly good!
We nearly always out do our Mum Ashton!