Pierre: Hey, Ashton, did you hear the latest rumor?
Ashton: You mean about the Great Chicken Shortage of 2014? I checked Snopes and it’s an urban myth, thank Cod.
Pierre: No, not that one. I’m talking about our houseguest.
Ashton: I noticed the head peep was doing some extra house cleaning, but I thought that was about the coffee she spilled everywhere last week. You should have seen Newton run when he got hit by flying coffee.
Pierre: This is a houseguest situation for sure. I helped make the guest bed. I always help make beds.
Ashton: So what do we do about this?
Pierre: Same thing we always do, Ashton. Hide in the closet or under the bed while Newton follows the visitor around like a puppy.
Ashton: You heard Pierre, friends. We may not be able to read and comment very much over the next week because the head peep’s father is visiting. I’ll try to visit some of you while he’s making sleeping noises, if I can.