This past weekend, we found a gift on our front gate.

Newton: What does it say?
Pierre: It says Happy Holiday to Ashton from her fan club.

Newton: Ashton’s fan club? What about MY fan club?

Newton: Well, Ashton isn’t here now. She’s napping, so she doesn’t have anything to say about who eats these treats.

Newton: * CRUNCH * * CRUNCH *
Pierre: You opened that?

Pierre: It still says it’s to Ashton. She’s going to be pretty mad when she finds out you were in it.
Newton: So? She’s napping. She isn’t going to know.

Pierre: Well, if she isn’t going to do know, I want some, too.
Newton: * MMMPH *
Pierre: Don’t talk with your mouth full. It makes you drop things.

Newton: Hey, Pierre?
Pierre: I’m kinda busy in here. Just a minute.
Newton: Okay, don’t say I didn’t try to warn you.

Ashton: What are you doing with your face in the gift from my fan club?















