Our friend Summer wrote about the bedtime rituals at her house, and it inspired us kitties to tell you about ours, too.
Bedtime Treats
Bedtime treats started as a time for Pierre to get a make-up meal for the ones he didn’t finish during the day. He is a fussy, slow eater and almost never finishes his meals, and giving him a third, small meal lets him spread his food out during the day a little more.
The rest of us cats get treats during this time because if we don’t get treats, we bother Pierre too much! It is also a chance for us to all practice our tricks. Cupcake fist bumps. Ashton waves. Newton says he is too handsome for tricks and steals the treats while the head peep tries to get him to do anything.
Tooth Brushing
Pierre is so slow that we finish our treats way before he is done. This is when the head peep goes to brush her teeth. This is a huge distraction for Cupcake, who would otherwise bother Pierre.
Cupcake likes to observe the whole tooth brushing routine because she knows that at the end, the head peep will pour out a cup of water for her into the sink. She loves to play in the stream of water.
After this, Cupcake needs to be toweled off. She doesn’t like anything touching her paws, but they are usually soaked, so it turns into a nightly wrestling match with Baron Von Bath Towel. She shows Baron Von Bath Towel who is boss every time!
Bedtime Treat Cleanup
By the time Cupcake is done kicking bath towels into submission, Pierre is finally done eating. Ashton is in charge of making sure he didn’t leave any crumbs.
When Ashton finishes, the head peep washes the bowl and sets it out to dry for the next night. The silicon bowl is only used for Pierre’s bedtime treats because our usual bowls make a distinctive sound when they are set on the counter. The head peep thought having a bowl that didn’t make that would would make it so we didn’t associate bedtime treats with food from a bowl. Sometimes she doesn’t give us enough credit.
Human Bedtime
The manpeep usually goes to bed before we do. He sleeps in the other bedroom because he sleeps so loudly that the head peep would never be able to sleep. So when the head peep is headed to bed, she can hear the squeak of the hinges as Cupcake goes to visit him for a while.
If the head peep has the bedroom light on for a while reading, Pierre comes back to sit on her chest.
Once the lights are out, it’s time for Ashton to take up her spot on the bed between the head peep and the edge of the bed. This is Ashton’s spot, and only Pierre tries to take it, and only occasionally. When he does, Ashton huffs a big sigh and squeezes in next to him.
Pierre’s self-assigned spot on the bed is the other pillow. It’s the softest place on the bed, so it makes sense that a senior cat like him deserves such a comfy place to sleep.
Cupcake usually comes to bed later during the night and sleeps between the pillows. The head peep knows when this happens, because Pierre hisses at her for being so close to him, but Cupcake does it anyhow. Once she is cozy between the pillows, Cupcake likes to stretch out and often sticks her feet into the head peep’s face as she is sleeping.
Litter Box Trips
For many years, the manpeep got up at irregular hours. This means that anyone getting up at any hour of the night might mean breakfast, and we don’t want to miss out.
The head peep lets us know that she is going to the human litter box and not getting up to feed us by not turning on the light when she leaves the room. If she turns on the light for any reason, we know it must be time for breakfast.
The Alarm
Our humans get up at early hours, so they have alarms. When the alarm goes off, we all run into the manpeep’s room to be sure he wakes up. Cupcake comes running back to help make the bed, then she goes back to supervise the manpeep, since he usually dishes out our breakfast.
Is your bedtime routine complicated, too?













I think you have LOTS of fun bedtime rituals! And Newton seems to take after Boodie a bit – she’s the one without a portfolio of tricks (well, she DOES sit up for breakfast, and “cookies” at dinnertime, but you’d think after 16 years, she’d know more).
That is quite the wonderful routine and I agree, lights on should mean food!
Our bedtime routine is less complicated than our morning routine – which involves Rosie knocking stuff off the dresser until our assistant gets up and feeds her at 3:00 am!
Your bedtime routine is pretty involved. Ours isn’t so much. We usually gravitate to our favorite sleeping spots and snooze.
OK – that is quite the routine. What is it with those girls and their toes though? And playing in water?? Good to know everyone has their own spots staking out though.
I didn’t mention in my night time rituals that I ask Mom to play before bedtime with my favorite wand toy. Do you all like to play too, before bed?
WOW! Bedtime sounds like the best part of the day at your house!
Summer’s post really inspired all of us to look deeply into our routines isn’t it? What complicated routines you all have.
Your household could be a site for CELEBRITY BIG BROFUR.
Haha! I got home from work early last Friday, and all of the cats went into, “shes-home-it’s-time-to-eat” mode…and they wouldn’t get out of it for anything! We pushed it as far as we could, then gave in and fed everyone early, except for ourselves!
It looks like each of you has a different bedtime routine, and that your humans manage it very well. Purrs
You guys sure are busy at bedtime! We’re pretty boring…Mudpie has a snack, then we take a book to bed and curl up together until the lights go out.
Holy moly, we were just about worn out reading about all that! Here, Princess Caroline has her bite of canned food, Elliott does cleanup on her bowl, Mom washes it. Then we all get a kissie goodnight except for Izzy, who would much rather kiss her instead. Then we go back to sleeping in our usual spots!
I need to do this too. I think CC and I are sisfurs from another mother. I go in to check on Pop when he goes to bed and when I was younger, I LOVED the toothbrushing game. TW would pour water out for me too cos I’d try to lick the water she was spitting out. HAH!
complicated and impressive