Newton: Check it out, Pierre! I’m raising my periscope.
Pierre: I don’t think that’s a periscope. It’s a tunnel.
Newton: But you can see things out of a periscope, right?
Pierre: I guess so.
Newton: I see you. So it’s a periscope.
Pierre. *sigh*
Newton: The head peep is going to the beach today to meet a bunch of the other cat bloggers. We’re sure they are going to have lots of fun. But if they happen to see a strange periscope… don’t pay it any attention at all.








