Newton: I don’t understand what’s wrong with my old ess, but the head peep says that it’s in bad shape.
That’s kind of rude of her. I finally got it broken in just right.
So I don’t need a new ess. I don’t want one!
Wait, what’s this?
This ess has feathers built in? SCORE!
Come to Newton, precious feathers…
Pierre: Oh, hey, cool, can I try that?
Newton: No, it’s MY ess!
Newton: I guess that means this really is my new ess after all.
With sisal going from one edge of it to the other, maybe it will last longer than the last one, which I got in January. If not… well, the head peep wanted another blue one, but couldn’t find one. So she can redecorate with another ess after I finish destroying the new one.
