Cupcake: What IS that, Mr. Newton?
Newton: I think it used to be a chicken. Now it’s just leftovers.
Cupcake: Leftovers? Thank goodness. I was worried that it was a new cat food.
Newton: If you stole less treats, you wouldn’t have to worry about getting put on a diet like this one.
Cupcake: HEY! That’s not nice. Also, I think I see a little bit of food left under the lip of this plate.
Cupcake: If there’s leftovers under the plate, that means the bird started out, you know, not naked like that.
Newton: Who do you think ate it?
Ashton: It tasted like chicken.



























