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Newton’s Stealth

Ashton: He’s behind me, isn’t he? I don’t even like being on the same piece of furniture as Newton. I don’t trust him!

orange tabby cat lurks behind one-eyed brown tabby cat on bed

Ashton: What’s he doing back there? It’s making me nervous.

one-eyed tabby cat looks back

Newton: She’s onto me!

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks apprehensive that orange tabby cat is behind her

Newton: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Orange tabby cat sleeps on bed

Ashton: Whew, I thought for sure he was back there looking at me, about to pounce.

one-eyed brown tabby cat on bed

Newton: It worked! I think I fooled her. Do you sneak up on other cats or humans and then pretend you aren’t doing it?

orange tabby cat on bed

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April 27, 2016 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Newton 19 Comments

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  1. Hannah and Lucy says

    April 27, 2016 at 2:51 am

    Watch out Ashton he’s right behind you!

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  2. Summer says

    April 27, 2016 at 3:48 am

    Well… I don’t exactly sneak up on anyone, but I do tease Binga when she’s in a bad mood!

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  3. The Island Cats says

    April 27, 2016 at 6:06 am

    I usually do it to get the other cat to move so I can have his spot! ~Ernie

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  4. Random Felines says

    April 27, 2016 at 8:00 am

    Junior is our resident stalker…..he will stare at Ivy until she can’t stand it anymore (unfortunately for the rest of us, she’s a screamer)

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  5. Melissa & Mudpie says

    April 27, 2016 at 11:17 am

    No offense Newton, but you *do* always look like you’re up to something MOL

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  6. Three Chatty Cats says

    April 27, 2016 at 11:49 am

    Oh yes, this happens in our house, too. Sophie is the master sneaker-upper-onner.

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  7. Kitties Blue says

    April 27, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    Nah, we pretty much let them know we are coming, so they can run for their lives. MOL! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  8. The Swiss Cats says

    April 27, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    Not so much : Pixie does it more than me. Purrs, Zorro

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  9. da tabbies o trout towne says

    April 27, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    guys….meen while, in de kitshun, pierre iz helpin hiz self ta sum ham samiches and a beer 😉 ~~~~~ ya think ???!!! 🙂 ♥♥♥

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  10. Connie says

    April 27, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Newton, are you a ninja?

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  11. Ellen Pilch says

    April 27, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    Newton looks so innocent.

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  12. The Daily Pip says

    April 27, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    Rosie loves to surprise and pounce on Moo Shu and then walk away as if nothing has happened.

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  13. Cathy Keisha says

    April 27, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    No. No, I don’t attack any human. HHGutt does it.

    Reply
  14. The Florida Furkids says

    April 27, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    We’ve been known to go into stealth mode too!

    The Florida Furkids

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  15. Emma and Buster says

    April 28, 2016 at 11:22 am

    Kids, just cuddle. We won’t judge. Tee hee.

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  16. Annabelle says

    April 28, 2016 at 11:24 am

    Newton you sure do have that mischievous look in your eyes.
    Miss Ashton, Mr Jinx sure was happy to see you!

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  17. Marg says

    April 28, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    That is such good advice about the water. We have water in almost all of the rooms. And almost all of the kitties eat canned food with the exception of one or two that just won’t eat it.

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  18. Jean Dion says

    April 28, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Ah, the pouncies. They happen to the best of us! Popoki has been doing this quite a lot too, and my cats have had enough of it!

    Jean from Welcome to the Menagerie

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  19. Greg says

    May 3, 2016 at 10:57 am

    Your narrative is spot on! That’s exactly what they are thinking. They look innocent, but there is a great dynamic going on between them both!

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