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Mancat Face Off

Pierre: You drooled all over the new catnip toy before I could try it.

Newton: So? Why can’t I try it first for once instead of having to play with a soggy toy?

Gray tabby cat head to head with orange tabby catPierre: Because I’m older. That’s why.

Newton: That old excuse again? That just means you’re slower when I am ready to whap you with my smacky paw of doom.

Pierre: Don’t even think about raising that paw at me, youngster.Β 

Orange tabby cat raises a paw to gray tabby cat

Newton: Or else what?

Pierre: Or else … Or else I’ll drool on all of your toys.

gray tabby cat looks aggressive toward orange tabby cat

Newton: All of my toys?

Pierre: Even the pink ones. ESPECIALLY the pink ones.

Pierre_Newton_smackdown_03_wmNewton: Umm… What are you doing?

Pierre: I have an itch. Hang on a minute.

gray tabby cat rolls in front of orange tabby cat

Pierre: All right, where were we? Something about drooling on pink toys?

Newton: I think we’re done. You’ve had too much catnip. I think you need a nice, long nap.

gray tabby cat crouches in front of orange tabby cat

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March 23, 2016 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Newton, Pierre 29 Comments

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  1. Summer says

    March 23, 2016 at 3:09 am

    MOL! Yep, somekitty has definitely had too much nip!

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  2. Mark's Mews says

    March 23, 2016 at 5:06 am

    We bet 2 mousies on Orinj!

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  3. Marg says

    March 23, 2016 at 5:44 am

    You boys are just too funny. Hope you get things straightened out.

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  4. The Island Cats says

    March 23, 2016 at 6:05 am

    Oh darn! We thought we were gonna get to see a really good wrasslin’ match. πŸ˜‰

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  5. Melissa & Mudpie says

    March 23, 2016 at 8:13 am

    Aw, brotherly love πŸ˜‰

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  6. Random Felines says

    March 23, 2016 at 8:45 am

    well that will put a kink in your conversation…. πŸ™‚

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  7. Dragonheart, Merlin, and Devi says

    March 23, 2016 at 9:39 am

    Great series of photos showing your argument! We hope you both get equal first dibs on the toys.

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  8. Lola and Lexy says

    March 23, 2016 at 10:53 am

    These are great pics. We agree, drooly toys are not nice.

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  9. Laila and Minchie says

    March 23, 2016 at 11:05 am

    Smacky paws to be continued!

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  10. Annabelle says

    March 23, 2016 at 11:12 am

    Oh Ashton you went all flat ears on Newton! Go girl go!!
    Mr Jinx sends big winks!!!

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  11. Connie says

    March 23, 2016 at 11:52 am

    oh no.. not the pink one!!

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  12. Fur Everywhere says

    March 23, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    We bet Pierre forgets all about it after a nice catnip-induced nap, Newton.

    This is totally off-topic, but I LOVE the pop of teal on Pierre’s collar – it looks so nice against his fur!

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  13. Madi says

    March 23, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Ohhhhhhhhhh boyz….looks like you are about to butt noggins, then there is an exposed tummy followed by some very flat ears….do tell did all end well
    Hugs madi your bff

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  14. Shadow says

    March 23, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    The competition for the nip can be a dangerous one. Be on guard.

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  15. da tabbies o trout towne says

    March 23, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    doodz…we iz crackin UP…..

    “hang on a minute….I have an itch !!!!!!

    …….GOOD ONE πŸ™‚ β™₯β™₯β™₯

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  16. Colin (Cee Tee) Jackson says

    March 23, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    Love the expressions! Greta pics – you must have been very quick on the shutter button to get these.

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  17. caren gittleman says

    March 23, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    those two kill me!! Love to my Pierre! xoxo

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  18. Cathy Keisha says

    March 23, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    Holy moly. Don’t you guys ever play nice? Heh heh.

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  19. Colehaus Cats says

    March 23, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    So…. we take it drooling on toys, especially pink toys, is a bad thing? MOL!

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  20. Annie says

    March 23, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    Pierre, in that last pic, it looks like you might attack. Did you attach or drool on Newton’s toys or both?

    MOL on that itch!

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  21. Ellen Pilch says

    March 23, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    Drooling on the pink toys- that is quite the threat.

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  22. The Daily Pip says

    March 23, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    Don’t let nip come between friends. You two are so funny

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  23. Jean Dion says

    March 23, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    Now THAT was quite a conversation! I was a little worried… and then the rolling happened.

    Jean from Welcome to the Menagerie

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  24. The Swiss Cats says

    March 24, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    MOL ! Itch was just at the right time ! Purrs

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  25. William says

    March 24, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    Pierre, I think you bamboozled him!

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  26. Brian Frum says

    March 24, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    Maybe you two should go see Judge Judy for a drool decision!

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  27. Cathy Armato says

    March 24, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    LOL!! These two are so funny! Adorable.
    Love & biscuits,
    Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them

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  28. Kitties Blue says

    March 25, 2016 at 8:53 am

    This series is hysterical with just the right dialog. Nice belly, Pierre! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona Astrid, Lisbeth an Calista Jo

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  29. Maxwell, Faraday & Allie says

    March 26, 2016 at 1:06 am

    Faraday: *sigh* seriouslies, big brothers get bugs up their bee-hinds ALL THE TIME. Maxie does the SAME thing to ME. UNPROVOKED.

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