Newton: This is my little friend, Freddie the Fish. My friends at Beco Pets sent him to me from Global Pet Expo.
Newton: The humans think it’s cool that he’s made of recycled plastic bottles inside and out, but I think it’s more important that he stands up to some serious abuse by a mancat like me. I have been known to rip lesser toys open in minutes, but not my pal Freddie.
Newton: Who says I’m not allowed to have fish in my diet? I can chew on Freddie all day! He’s full of catnip, so who wouldn’t want to chew on him?
Pierre: It’s my turn to play with Freddie, right?
Newton: Who said anything about taking turns?
Pierre: Did you hear that? I think I heard a human in the kitchen opening a bag of chips.
Newton: Could you fishsit Freddie for me for just a minute?
Pierre: He falls for that kitchen line every time! Come to me, little fishie friend.
Pierre: This fish really is durable. If this was a real fish, I would have torn the tail right off by now.
Pierre: I’m not as selfish as Newton. Do you want to try it, too? Here…. catch!