Newton: I came home for the first time on January 3, 2009. I was the cutest kitten EVER. And possibly the naughtiest.
Ever since then, I’ve spent most of my time thinking about trouble.
Or acting innocent about trouble that I was already in.
Though sometimes I just chill out and take it easy. I like to take it easy with my ends going opposite directions. Why do the humans think that’s so funny?
So if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go pounce on Ashton now, and then I’ll pretend Pierre did it. That won’t prevent me getting my special gotcha day dinner, will it?
