Newton: I need to report a theft that’s about to happen.
I heard that I have an appointment at the vet for manscaping today.
Don’t worry, I’m not getting a lion cut. I’m still too much in charge around here to allow that to happen! But my glorious armpit floof is going to be gone after this appointment!
The head peep keeps saying things about it being matted and saying I have dreadlocks in my armpits. I’m pretty sure that’s rude. She’s probably just jealous, so she is stealing the symbol of my mancat virility.
I promise to love all of you ladycats just as much even with my armpit floof gone, and I wanted to tell you now, just in case you didn’t recognize me without it. I’ll always be the lady’s cat, no matter what.
I have to run. Time for me to go hang out in the closet so this isn’t too easy for them.
Dreadlocks in the armpits! And we thought we heard everything! Psst…perhaps a nose bitey in the wee hours of the morn would express your dissatisfaction over theese deal! (We’re sure that the Ladycats will still love you though and we hopes that your visit goes well there, buddy.)
Ouch ! Angel Hercule (Persian) tells me that it can be painful ! But you still remain beautiful, Newton, don’t worry about your sex appeal ! Purrs
Hahaha, Newton. We’re pretty certain your Head Peep isn’t jealous of your armpit floof. MOL.
Mommy had a few cat clients who were brought to her to have their armpit floof, unfloofed. Along with their butt floof…
Fortunately we don’t have butt floof but mum is so mean she has a tiny pair of scissors next to her chair so when Hannah gets upon her lap for a cuddle and lays with her arms up in the air she snips and snips the at matts until they’re gone! Even though she hates it she prefers that to a car ride to the torturers!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Newton MOL MOL MOL
You have literally cracked us up today. You are a funny man cat.
Your mom has your armpits shaved due to matting and dreadlocks. Oh that is classic we won’t think of it as bad it just makes you unique and twice as manly.
Will there be pictures?
Hugs madi your bfff
Newton, you’ll be just as handsome in a manscape as you are in normal floof!
Well, at least you’ll have cool armpits, Newton. Thank cod we’re shorthaired cats.
Wally & Ernie
That really is the pits Newton!
We want to see pics afterward, of course. 🙂
Angel Chumley used to have his butt and hind end routinely shaved, he would mat so badly. He always looked pretty funny afterward, according to our human. At least this is just your armpits…right?
Don’t feel too bad. MomFOD shaves the dog’s butt periodically because she gets knots everywhere. You’ll spend less time grooming, more time lovin’. – Crepes.
good luck Newton – Spud lost some fuzz from his behind last week and is still pretty manly, so we think you will be ok
Oh no!!! Don’t worry, you will still be just as handsome as ever 🙂
Newton you will feel ever so much better and us ladycats won’t even notice the missing fur. YOU will always be super mancat handsome!
MEWHAHAHA Newton you are the coolest dude, you could never be less than manly even without your armpit floof! Kaspars sends you a high paw on your plans to play hide and ‘strain to catch’- he approves making the peeps work for it.
Sorry, bud. I’m just glad that doesn’t happen to me!
Yep. Sounds like a good place to go to make them work to get that floof. Our new kid, Einstein, has floof. He has gobs of knots hanging under his tail. MOL. Dad says he is not tackling them until it is time to visit the vet for his 6 month, um, adjustment.
MOL
Oh no, Newton! That doesn’t sound like any fun at all. We still think you will be very handsome though.
Oh, Newton, with or without your armpit dreadloicks, you are the mancat who can make us girl kitties dizzy! BTW, our mom was pretty rude about Julie’s & Carl’s furs before they when to the beauty palor.
we have no doubt of your mancatability with our without the floof. but can we take a peek at the “after” photo, just curious 😉
Don’t wave your paws in the air Newton, and maybe nobody will notice.
I think I see some of those mats in the last pic. I’ve heard of women shaving their pits but not mancats. Heh heh.
You are a most beautiful mancat, no matter what Newton. Those bright orange eyes with those man stripes. Who can resist you even without your floof.
Wow….dreadlock pits? Impurressive!!
The Florida Furkids
Why, that’s…..that’s…..that’s an ABOMINATION is what it is! But on the other pit, prolly feel good to get rid of the mats, Bro.
I think the ladycats will still go wild about you without your armpit floof. You are a very handsome mancat 🙂 Plus, matted hair is totally out this season. Well sculpted fur is the new thing.
You are beyond handsome, manscape or not!