Newton: Do you want to know why I’m sitting in the tree, looking annoyed?
Because while Ashton was enjoying her Black Friday, I had to go to the vet to get the mats shaved out from under my arms. Don’t I look thrilled about the whole thing? I’m not a fan of coming here for my manscaping.
What do you mean, you want me to come out and get a nice picture taken? No thanks, I’m going to stay right in here until you take me home, carrier and all. If I come out, you’ll subject me to public humiliation.
There actually wasn’t any public humiliation this time. My usual vet was out of town, and the backup vet insisted on taking me in back for my armpit shaving, unlike Dr. K’s usual procedure. The head peep didn’t make a big fuss because she could hear Dr. M in the middle of trying to get a puppy transferred to the vet specialists for specialty surgery, and she felt bad for the vet staff and puppy’s family. So I have that puppy to think for my not having public humiliation this time around. I’m thinking good thoughts for that unknown puppy!
Can we go home to turkey leftovers now?
HEY, I thought we agreed there was going to be no public humiliation about my armpits today!












OMC, you look like you have chicken wings! Sorry, but MOL!
Newton your Mom promised not to take a photograph of your armpits – you’ll have to learn that she doesn’t keep her word.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Oh Newton, we bet that does feel better. We wouldn’t want that to happen to us either. Yikes. We would have put up one large fuss. Your arm pits do look good.
the mom kind of wants to snorgle your armpits.
Oh Newton! The humiliation of it all! We hope you got lots of leftovers to make up for it.
Sorry Newt, but that last picture…MOL!!! I join you in purring that the puppy is okay.
Oh my word you did they wax your armpits….Guess you won’t need any deodorant either
Hugs madi your bfff
I know that has got to feel so much better!
you are gonna have to learn to sleep with your arms down for a while to avoid pictures ๐
Interesting that you only get matted in this location but I bet you feel so much better.
Poor Newton – it looks like you didn’t avoid the public humiliation after all.
dood….forgetz yur arm pitz ……well, knot like
troo lee…but ewe noe what we meen even if we due knot
~~~~~ what de be jezuz iz thiz bout
goin home & gettin……….. BURD ~~~~~~~
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Awww, our mom wishes to kiss those armpits. Would that be a bad thing?
I am so sorry that you had to have that public humiliation. Good news is that it probably won’t happen again for a long time!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, Spike William
OMC! Your manly man underarm hair is all gone! That vet prolly took pleasure in doing a carppy uneven job. Hope you got turkey and lots of it.
Wow, nekkid pits!!
You better get like a gajillion treats for that!
You look cute ๐ There are worst places to get shaved.
oh dude *turns head away with red cheeks* sorry buddy, like totally totally sorry. That was just, well…ummm…ahhhh…rude
that is some weird brazillian!! You know if you didn’t let your armpits get all matted you wouldn’t have to lose your furs
Newton, that’s just awful. I really hope you got extra treats and attention for that.
Thanks for your nice comment on my bro remembrance post. I still miss him a lot.
Oh gosh, that doesn’t look fun at all. I sure hope you received some treats when you got home.
P.S.: Love your carrier!
But you have such cute pits. Have you seen the public humiliation of my thighs?! Thankfully, my fur is growing back and I”m not a pink-skin any more.
Newton, we are so sorry for your humiliation. You are the very first cat we have ever known who has his armpit floof removed. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo