Ashton is appalled that anyone would want advice from her stupid brother when everyone knows that elegant ladies like herself give all the best gossip, oops, she meant advice. We suggested that they share this (up until now) fictitious column, but sharing didn’t seem to go over well. After all, they are siblings!
Ashton, you are so right. Its Dear Abby, not Dear Albert and Dear Heloise, not Dear Howard for a reason! Its so wrong on so many levels we don’t know where to start . . .
Ashton, you should handle the gossip column, and let him hand out the advice maybe? Or perhaps you should handle one kind and him another.. like you answer the love lorn males and he can answer the giggley girls.. hmm, or the other way around, MOL
Ladies are much superior in the “Gossip Department”
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Maybe you two could have competing advice columns! One from the girls perspective and the other from the boys!