Pierre: Hey, Newt, what are you doing?
Newton: Dorian at CatLadyBox sent me a CRAZY CatLadyBox to review, and I’m about to start. * SNIFF * I can already tell there are some great things in here that ladies who love cats are going to enjoy.
Pierre: Do you mean the orange hairs you’re dropping into it?
Newton: * SNIFF * You know that isn’t what I mean. Don’t you have a red dot to chase or something? I’ve got work to do here.
Ashton: I’m not sure you’re the one who should be reviewing this, Newton. That pretty card says “Cat lady for life.”
Newton: I’m a cat. What’s the problem?
Ashton: But no one is ever going to mistake you for a lady. At least I’m a lady cat. Maybe I should do this.
Newton: Don’t discriminate against me because of my whiskers. I’m spokescat around here, and if you’ll move out of my way, I’ll get on with this review.
Newton: CatLadyBox is a monthly package of 2-3 different cat-themed items. They’re hand-selected by cat lovers for cat lovers, and every month’s box is a surprise. It could contain jewelry, books, accessories, t-shirts, home decor, who knows! Every month is a different selection from independent artists and small businesses. If you get the CRAZY CatLadyBox, you also get two surprises just for your cats. I’m reviewing the July CRAZY CatLadyBox, and it’s full of things for cat-loving ladies and for the cats that love them.
Newton: I heard there was a little something for your cat in every CRAZY CatLadyBox, too, but I see lots in here for me. Let’s take a closer look.
Ashton: Okay. I want to look at this first.
Newton: I didn’t mean YOU take a closer look!
Newton: The pretty card from Prints of Heart that says “Cat lady for life” on it isn’t just a cute decoration that you can put up on your wall or bulletin board. The back also gives information about the contents in the CatLadyBox.
Newton: There’s also a really cute CatLady pen. You could use it sketch a landscape or write a novel, but I suggest using it to make a list for your next trip to the pet supply store. Your handwriting is probably better than mine, so you can just take dictation. Ready? We’re running low on catnip. And we need chicken treats. Lots of chicken treats. You wouldn’t believe how fast Ashton goes through those. Could you get some more cat litter, too? I’m not even going to talk about Pierre did in there this morning. You’d better stock up on canned food, too.
Newton: The CatLadyBox also included a catnip lip balm from Wild Rose Herbs. You heard me right. Catnip lip balm. With no thumbs, I can’t seem to get the lid off of it to try it on, but this is really meant to put on human lips, not kitty lips. Your kitty can just enjoy the smell of it on your lips instead. Then come here and give me a catnip kiss.
Newton: But first… * WHAP * I may have to hang onto this for a while. It makes a great cat toy, too.
Pierre: Hey, watch where you’re whapping that thing!
Newton: Fine, you play with it a while. I’ve got plenty more to review from the CatLadyBox. Like this t-shirt. It’s super-soft, and it has one of my favorite words printed across the front. You can’t see it in this photo, but it has a tail printed on the back like mine. Well, my tail is a lot floofier, but if you wear this shirt, you can have a tail, too.
Newton: The pre-shrunk fabric is super-tasty, too.
Newton: And just look at this beautiful, handmade cat pendant necklace by Southern Gracie! In fact, I want I want a closer look, bring it down here. It’s a nice size, not too large for petite ladies to wear, and it’s made of ceramic in a beautiful pinkish peach tint.
Newton: In addition to fun surprises for your human to use, the CatLadyBox includes fun surprises for kitties, too. Like this fortune cookie toy from Miso Handmade. It’s got some prime catnip in it, and I’m going to lose this thing under the sofa in no time!
Pierre: Salmon meowmosa treats from OmegaPaw? I’m bartending!
Newton: Did you forget who is doing this CatLadyBox review? Get your face out of there!
Newton: Got one! These are amazing!
Pierre: * SIGH * Save one for me.
Newton: As you can tell, I think everything in the CatLadyBox is pawesome, and I give it an enthusiastic four paws up!
You can subscribe for a CatLadyBox on a month-to-month basis, but there are discounts for multi-month subscriptions. You can even buy gift subscriptions for your cat-loving friends! CatLadyBox gives back to cats, too, with 5% of all profits going to cat rescues.
FTC Disclosure: We received our CatLadyBox at no charge for review. Receiving the free product did not influence our review or anything we say. All sponsored posts on our site always reflect our honest and unbiased opinions.
You two had lots of fun with the Cat Lady Box! We got one too and can’t wait to write about it!
Looks great!
Pawsome review! We loved the Cat Lady Box!
The Florida Furkids
What a great box!!! Awesome review!
The CatLadyBox is really cool! The mom got one the other day and can’t wait to tell everyone about it.
It looks as though that box has something for everyone.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
looks like you two enjoyed everything – great review!!
We ADORE CatLadyBox and this is such a fun review! I’ve subscribed to the regular box but just may have to upgrade to the Crazy 🙂
WOW!! you are so lucky to have received one to review!!!!! I sure didn’t!! MOL!!!
I am waiting for them to offer the option to purchase with Paypal and then I will review it at that time………
You are lucky kitties for sure!
That lip balm sounds interesting.
I love that box…I need one that says Cat Lady!!
I know everything was delish
hugs madi your bfff
If Vanna White ever quits, I know where to find a replacement! Impressive job!
Thank you for this outstanding multi-perspective review!
We are going to have to sign up for one of these!
Mebbe we should see your human in that fun t-shirt too 🙂
Great job with the review Ashton and Pierre.
That is very cool and Dorian is very, very clever!
guys…how kewl iz thiz….sum thing for yur food serviss lady AND ewe …..we will hafta chex theeze out sum time….thanx for sharin two day……everee thing looks awesum ♥♥♥
That looks like a great box full of lovely surprises.
What a cool thing! Something for everybody!
This is an awesome review! You guys look like you’re really enjoying it!
Both TW and I were less than impressed but looks like we were the only ones. She loves the shirt but feels selfconscious being een with a tail.
Aw, this is a pawsome review! Thank you all for doing such a fabulous and thorough job with the review – and thank your mom for taking such great photos of your reviewing session!
I’m so happy you all loved everything! I hope you didn’t hide the catnip lip balm before your mom got a chance to put it on for some kitty kisses! 😉
That is really cool! I love that it comes with something for the cat and the cat lover. The items look really nice. 🙂
Looks like excellent products in the CatLady Box for both the cat lady and the cats. Mom wants to try one and has it on her wish list for the next time dad would like to get her a gift. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth ad Calista Jo
You got some really pawesome things in your box! I love the cute T-shirt and necklace 🙂 It’s cool that things for the kitties are included, too.
Very cool – and how about that Catnip lip balm? Would love to try that out and see what the kitties rave about!
Great review! And what great goodies inside! Something for everyone!
Haha, looks like they had a great time getting into this months box!