Newton let his older brother show off all of the boring stuff about decorating the tree, now it is his turn to highlight his talents.
Smell and taste testing are perhaps the most forgotten thing in the hustle and bustle of the holidays, but leave that to Newton. These two pass the test. They can stay on the tree.
Next up, finding the most comfortable (yet cute) spot under the tree to elicit the best response from your people. Once you find it, use it often. Check!
From said spot, Newton can now do many things. He can use that famous Newton touch…
Get a little closer look (and sniff)…
Oops! It looks like he found a suspicious ornament! His spot is so great he doesn’t even have to get up to investigate. Inspector N is always on duty!
He must thoroughly check this object. What if a ninja cat snuck in and replaced the ornament that Pierre put on yesterday with a perfect duplicate? It happens all the time, somewhere. Maybe.
Not convinced of the authenticity of this ornament, Newton decides this one can’t stay on the tree. It’s for the safety of the entire family.
Katnip Lounge says
Inspector N strikes again!
Oui Oui says
Absolutely! Nothing gets hung in the bottom branches on our tree for just that reason. Newton, a good inspector will climb through the tree looking for dangerous objects. No risk is too great when it comes to the safety of one’s family.
Fuzzy Tales says
Newton, you take top marks in tree-investigation, we’re impressed!
Our Nicki’s getting high marks for ensuring the tree light bulbs work (biting them). :-p
Savannah NanaMo says
oh, I think I’m gonna be inspector for our tree this year…someone has to do it, and as there is only me, Mom and Dad….it falls to me for sure…thanks for the technique advice Newton, paw pats, Savannah