Pierre: Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and I don’t have a date. I know, hard to believe isn’t it? Well, don’t worry about me, I’m just going to drown my sorrows with this catnip wine bottle.
It’s your loss, ladycats, but my wine bottle and I are going to have a very happy Valentine’s Day.
If any ladycats are looking for me tomorrow, I’ll be right here, sleeping this off…
Summer says
Don’t fret, Pierre – come to my Valentine’s Day party! There will be lots of cute girlcats there, and it will be lots of fun!
Hannah and Lucy says
We’d love to come to visit you on Valentine’s Day Pierre – we’ll bring a bottle with us too!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Fur Everywhere says
Psst….my sisfur doesn’t has a date either, Pierre. Maybe you could take her off my hands for a whiles… 😉
Purrs,
Carmine
The Island Cats says
Pierre, don’t tie yourself down to one ladycat. You gotta play the field like we do!
Wally & Ernie
Melissa & Truffles says
Oh my, you do look like a little lush in that last picture MOL!
Random Felines says
nip and wine? sounds like a hangover for sure….good luck buddy!
Ellen Pilch says
Pierre, I am sure there are thousands of lady cats that would love a date with you.
da tabbies o trout towne says
dood….datez iz knot all they iz cracked up ta bee… coz yur ona date two day…
N next week de gurlz R mewvin in…. takin over yur bed…..food dish… toyz
AND…. wantin ta noe why ya leeved de lid up on de litter box….
heerz two a topminnow & trumpetfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
Annabelle says
Pierre I think you’re going to have a busy day tomorrow. I hope you have lots of nip roses.
Crepes says
Woah! i had a contest for dates. You could have entered! Alas, it’s too late. But hey… what are you doing sunday? – Crepes.
Madi says
Pierre you are just too funny! It is for sure the lady cat’s of FL loss.
So is your nip wine white or red?
Hugs madi your bfff
The Swiss Cats says
Pierre, we’re sure that there are ladycats who are waiting for a date and would be thrilled to have a date with you ! Purrs
Dezi and Lexi says
Aaaaw Pierre weez assure you had we known you wuz a single mancat youz wuldn’t be spendin’ tommoowo alone. Well dat is unless you hav yous eyes on sum udder kitty. But alas, after this, we can’t be askin’ out anykitty. Weez suddern ladycats and so mommy believes da mancats oughtta do da askin’. She only makes an exception fur Sadie Hawkins events. Hav a gweat weekend.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
Flynn says
Don’t worry Pierre, the right ladycat is just waiting to meet you.
Brian Frum says
Dang, Imshiuld have come sooner pal, my Sister Dolly is dateless too.
Savannah's Paw Tracks says
Awwwww…Pierre, buddy. I didn’t know you were gonna be alone on Valentine’s Day. You wanna join me and Archie and Alfie at our table at The Tabby Cat Club Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Cathy Keisha says
Can I join you? With all my suitors, not one sent me a Valentine or axed to go out with me tomorrow. Sniffle.
Pearl from As the World Purrs says
Awww…how does a handsome mancat like you not have a Valentine? If only I would have known!
xo,
Pearl
Maxwell, Faraday & Allie says
Maxwell: Dood, they don’t deserve you. WORD.
Clooney says
Pierre, you crack us up…good one!
Caren Gittleman says
Oh Pierre!!!!!! My Mom said she will be your Valentine EVERY DAY! Love, Cody
Kitties Blue says
OMC, Pierre. If only we had known, with Lily and CJ both dateless. Either one would have been happy to sleep it off with a handsome man-cat as yourself. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo