Ashton: Hey, there’s an egg here. Is this part of how we are going to save the chickens?
Newton: That’s not a chicken egg. Can’t you smell the catnip in it? Girls are so strange.
Ashton: I don’t do catnip, that’s your thing. I do chicken.
Newton: That’s not exactly a secret, Ashton.
Newton: Did you hear that the head peep found chickens at Global Pet Expo this week?
Ashton: She did? Really?
Newton: Really. People are keeping them in their back yards. Maybe that’s why you thought we were running out. You weren’t looking the right place.
Ashton: Why would people hide chickens in their back yards? Don’t they know I need them for my chicken emporium?
Newton: I don’t think they’re hiding the from you.
Ashton: Why else would they be hiding them there, then?
Newton: They’re keeping them as pets.
Ashton: That doesn’t make sense. You don’t taste your pets.
Newton: They aren’t tasting them. They’re taking care of them. There was even a chicken there in a wheelchair.
Ashton: Well, the wheelchair will make it easier to catch, at least. How fast do you think it can go? I might have to start working out.
Newton: Ash! That’s not what people want you do to with their pet chickens.
Ashton: But if that’s where the chickens are, that’s where I’ll go so I have enough for my chicken emporium.
Newton: So the dinosaur emporium is really dead?
Ashton: As dead as the dinosaurs, Newt.
If you missed them, catch up on all of our chicken capers.
Summer says
There were chickens at the Global Pet Expo? I knew I should have gone!
The Island Cats says
MOL! Those are some pretty fancy looking chickens!
Fur Everywhere says
The Mom has a friend who used to live here in the city, and she had chickens as pets. We don’t understand why, either, Ashton, MOL.
Melissa & Truffles says
That chicken in a wheelchair is so adorable!!! You leave him alone, Ashton!
Random Felines says
we don’t think anyone is going to appreciate you chasing their pet chickens
Hannah and Lucy says
You’ll get plentry of exercise if you start chasing the chickens Ashton.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Susan and the gang from Life with Dogs and Cats says
A chicken in a wheelchair. Yup. Now I’ve seen everything.
–Purrs (and wags) from Life with Dogs and Cats
Noodle says
Chickens!
Noodle and crew
Annabelle says
Ashton does this means your going to have a chicken coop in your backyard, next to the visiting Eagles?
Madi says
Chicken coops in the backyards is big around here now and how surprising too since we are 100% in the city. They even have Coop walks in the spring where you can follow a map to visit all the back yard coops
Happy Wednesday
Hugs madi your bfff
Waffles says
That’s IT!
We’re moving.
Did you know we don’t have a back yard???
How am I EVER going to become a chicken rancher if I don’t have a back yard???
~Waffles
Cathy Keisha says
Hey Ash, TW’s friend is gonna have chickens in her backyard too. Maybe I can send you some.
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Brian Frum says
They are taunting you!
marg says
We think those chickens are cute and how nice of the people to give that chicken a wheel chair. Ashton, you wouldn’t want a great big dog to come chase you, would you???
Connie says
Pet chickens.. now you have heard of everything haven’t you 🙂
Christy Paws says
Mom really wants some chickens but she doesn’t have time now to get all her chores done. How would she ever take care of chickens? She needs to devote all her time to us and leave all the chickens for you, Ashton.
William says
I think you guys need a Plan B!
Layla Morgan Wilde (Cat Wisdom 101) says
I’m mad about chickens and toyed with the idea of getting some but they’re a lot of work. P.S. slow week getting guest posts up. Did you get my email?
Gracie says
I didn’t know those chickens could lay a plastic egg. How did they do that?
The Swiss Cats says
Our neighbor has chicken ; we see them every day in the garden, and Claire could even pet one ! Purrs
Laila and Minchie says
Those chickens are so pretty, we don’t know if we could eat them.
Maxwell, Faraday & Allie says
Allie: Oh Ashton, the things you must put up with. Newton seriously bought the dinosaur thing, didn’t he…
Emma and Buster says
Oh chicken in the wheelbarrow is cute. We cannot have chicken in our backyard, city ordinance, but our catpapa really wants a coop.
Mark's Mews says
We confess! We are hiding chickens in our house.
In cans.
To eat…
Kitties Blue says
Ashton, we think those people are keeping the chickens for their eggs. Our mom has a friend who raises chickens for eggs. Maybe you could get some of those eggs and sit on them until they hatch so you could get your chickens for the emporium. MOL!. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Robin says
I’m glad you found the chickens! I think you won’t have too much trouble catching them if they are all in cages like that. Tell your peeps that I hope they had fun at the Expo!
Katie Isabella says
OH my gosh, how I missed this impawtent revelation I have no idea but now I am caught up and I really like how you all get things straightened out!