Ashton: My first chicks arrived in the mail for my chicken emporium, but I think something isn’t right about them. They don’t smell like any other chicken I have eaten before. Do you think it’s because they’re still chicks and not full grown yet?
I even tried tasting them, and they don’t taste like the chicken I’ve had before. * PTUH * Yuck.
They aren’t even any fun to play with. I expected they would at least run. We can’t even get a good game of chase going on here.
Don’t tell Sage, since she was so thoughtful to send these, but having chicks isn’t exactly what I expected. What do you think I should do with them?
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